Cat was great...last night
She was huntin', somethin' got a fright
Though I doubt it was a vole or kite
Only shrew...will she chew
How she killed...was wrong
With a claw that tore right through his dong
Up his wee ring it don't belong
Poor ol' shrew
He was dazed, could not see
And a small bit of brain came free
When her claw went right through his eyes
Through his eyes

Though she's mad...for string
It's a live 'un she prefers to fling
So that garden kill she had to bring
To our bed...where's the head?
What's inside...had run
And I knew it wouldn't be much fun
All his guts an' liver on my hon
But where's the head?
On the ceiling's more goo
Heard its tum ping an' out it flew
All the gore an' shite an' now flies
An' now flies
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Wore a glove...it's best
Cleaned the damn thing coz the room was messed
But it made me hurl, she's such a pest
No surprise
As she ran out the door
Off she went with a tiny roar
I could see delight in her eyes
In her eyes
In her eyes
In her eyes
In her eyes