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Song Parodies -> "Once Bombed"
Original Song Title:
"Once Burned"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Todd Rundgren
Parody Song Title:
"Once Bombed"
Parody Written by:
Andy Primus
The Lyrics
Always look before you sit down!
For brew…I am so keen
Beer has screwed my liver…yellow skin
I have now blown all my…cash on rye
An’ set myself up for one big long high
Oh, once sheathed…an’ now removed
Got a blade in my butt…now I’m grooved
Set in my ‘hind up to…handle guard
It’s not a wind up: sack an’ my crack scarred
Oh, no one cares about the boozer
No one gives a second glance
Gonna sue…wait an’ see…money due
Gonna check my seat next time if I…should booze again
Butt got such a bad slice…gonna make a claim
Oh, once bombed…all sense removed
Now I’ve got a sore butt!
Beer has screwed my liver…yellow skin
I have now blown all my…cash on rye
An’ set myself up for one big long high
Oh, once sheathed…an’ now removed
Got a blade in my butt…now I’m grooved
Set in my ‘hind up to…handle guard
It’s not a wind up: sack an’ my crack scarred
Oh, no one cares about the boozer
No one gives a second glance
Gonna sue…wait an’ see…money due
Gonna check my seat next time if I…should booze again
Butt got such a bad slice…gonna make a claim
Oh, once bombed…all sense removed
Now I’ve got a sore butt!
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I must say this parody was a pain in the arse! For the protagonist, that is! This one is a little out there, Andy! I am glad I don't drink, think of the danger I have avoided! A Rundgren tune I had never heard previously, thanks :)
Cheers Pip. Not one of his well known ones but a nice little tune
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