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Song Parodies -> "Eat my Feces"
Original Song Title:
"She's a Lady"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tom Jones
Parody Song Title:
"Eat my Feces"
Parody Written by:
poomaster
The Lyrics
It is all that I want
It is brown and steams so hot
And dip it here
And the bathroom is my place, to stretch my buns and displace
Shit like deer
Eat my feces
Woah, woah, woah, eat my feces!
I'm talking about
Eat all the feces!
And the feces is mine
Let me put it on your plate
Big or in chunks you will stay
And get seconds
In my spinchter, grab ahold
Put my shit into your bowl
And no passing
Eat my feces
Woah, woah, woah, eat my feces!
I'm talking about
Eat all the feces!
And the feces is mine
It will come out of my ass
You will eat the steaming bullshit
You will like all of your fiber
You will like it like ExLax
But you say it tastes bad
And it is unusual
But just eat the crap
And you will eat it up
You will put in your mouth
And chew the dung in the town
And it is easy
And the caca will go through
Out of your ass so that you
Eat greatly
Eat my feces
Woah, woah, woah, eat my feces!
I'm talking about
Eat all the feces!
And the feces is mine
(repeat to fade)
It is brown and steams so hot
And dip it here
And the bathroom is my place, to stretch my buns and displace
Shit like deer
Eat my feces
Woah, woah, woah, eat my feces!
I'm talking about
Eat all the feces!
And the feces is mine
Let me put it on your plate
Big or in chunks you will stay
And get seconds
In my spinchter, grab ahold
Put my shit into your bowl
And no passing
Eat my feces
Woah, woah, woah, eat my feces!
I'm talking about
Eat all the feces!
And the feces is mine
It will come out of my ass
You will eat the steaming bullshit
You will like all of your fiber
You will like it like ExLax
But you say it tastes bad
And it is unusual
But just eat the crap
And you will eat it up
You will put in your mouth
And chew the dung in the town
And it is easy
And the caca will go through
Out of your ass so that you
Eat greatly
Eat my feces
Woah, woah, woah, eat my feces!
I'm talking about
Eat all the feces!
And the feces is mine
(repeat to fade)
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You fail GOOD DAY SURE!
This is some funny crap! 555
Honka konka is sicka sicka. Pmaster, crawl into the sewer, where you belong. You are no longer welcome in society.
This is TOTALLY SICK. It goes WAY over the line, and it should be taken down now.
This parody has already been reported for deletion, and I strongly agree that it should be taken down.
WOOOOHOOOOO!!! Good for you, Guest! A thousand thanks, indeed!!
SOTM - Sorry to break it to you, it's been nominated for the song of the month by poomaster.
Well it's way too disgusting. The idea of this so called parody even suxx too. If there's any justice in this world, Chuck will set us out of our misery by taking this parody down like I've reported.
(sotm) There should be an award called "anti-SOTM".
(SOTM) no comment.
Hey SOTM candidates, just leave your token comment and we'll all assume that you read it. After all, you're read one piece of sh!t, you've read them all.
(SOTM) Tom Jones meets GG Allin... pacing is pretty good, the rhymes way off in places, but this just isn't funny... might make a good soundtrack to one of those Japscat adult films, but otherwise it has an extremely limited audience, one of which I'm not a member. Sorry poomaster, but eating crap goes beyond what I find funny in this subgenre of parodies, but kudos for making me cringe anyway, something that is not easy to do.
(SOTM) dude, ya got issues...
SOTM = Stinker Of The Month?
sotm = song of the month... but nice explanation
(SOTM) lol
I agree with Agrimorfee
Stupidest Of The Month.
Who sent in the "Take it down like I reported" comment? (I didn't post it) I appreciate the support VERY much, though. And I like that whoever DID send it in has a brain.
(SOTM) Why did you even bother to enter this? Not only do you waste our valuable time by having to comment on this, but you then have to comment on our works with stupid little sayings related to crap. Take your head out of the toilet, and start righting some good stuff!
Most people would consider this sick, but I disagree with the "take it down" business. If the First Amendment doesn't protect everybody, it really doesn't protect anybody.
I didn't even read it but it should stay no matter what. These fascists like 'Guest" are stifling creativity. If you don't like it, don't read it, leave a comment and/or vote no. But don't ever mark something for deletion because you don't like it.
Oh, right, sorry I forgot about the Patriot Acts - never mind.
(SOTM) I scanned it to see if it was what I predicted - yup (yawn) - but I've gotta find a positive so once again I am outraged, upset, offended, wounded, and shocked at your rebelliousness mate - how will I sleep?? tonight?
(SOTM) What Michael McVey said.
(SOTM) Woah. . . .Well, it paced, but past that--That's disgusting, I mean I was going to order pizza until I read this. . .you see, I don't automatically hate poo, and have gone to bat for your right to release parodies, but I have to admit, this is absolutely disgusting.
SOTM- Well, um, err.. yea. Whatever. That's all I can say.
(SOTM) Do us a favor and keep those freaky fetishes to YOURSELF, 'kay? Sure will make a lot fewer of us barf...
SOTM - I agree with Cat. SOTM has had a number of songs related to poo in the past ... but this is just ridiculous and in very poor taste.
(SOTM) Only commenting on this because I have to. In a month filled with parody gold, this is (unsurprisingly) a turd.
This is CRAP!
Jack, Jack, Jack! I really hope for the love of God that wasn't intended as a pun, your comment!
Nah, it may seem it, but it really is crap
(SOTM) I don't think poomaster is even around anymore but I'm leaving a comment anyway. This was gross, but actually probably not the most controversian parody of the original song that this site has seen. Anyone remember Adam Moses?
YES! He wrote that Dead Babies song to Nirvana
I imagine Poomaster is a regular at gurochan(gross adult site).
I don't know what to say, but...this is so disgusting! I couldn't eat for a whole month! You sure made everybody nauseous, no offense! However, you're very creative with the toilet humor in that song! This is a theme song for fecophiliacs! Although poomaster isn't around, I decided to leave a comment anyway.
I'm sorry to say, but I enjoyed this parody despite the fact that eating crap is not something that I do regularly. (In fact, I don't do it at all, at least not in the literal sense.) Although Poomaster isn't around anymore, I'll still leave this comment and some 5s.
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