Song Parodies -> "I'm His Lady"

Original Song Title:

"She's a Lady"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"I'm His Lady"

Parody Written by:

Thomasina

The Lyrics

"She always knows her place...she's never in the way...she can take what I dish out..." This HAS to be what she's really thinking!

Though he's loaded down with loot,
He's a doddering old coot
Who thinks that he's hot!
But you know I'll stand by him,
Cater to his every whim -
I want what he's got!
I'm his lady,
Whoa whoa whoa, I'm his lady,
He can call me his little lady...
Till his money is mine!
He's made huge financial gains,
He's got money more than brains -
That'll do me!
Well, I'm the butt of his friends' jokes,
But I know that when he croaks,
He'll leave it to me!
I'm his lady,
Whoa whoa whoa, I'm his lady,
He can call me his little lady -
Till his money is mine!
Yes, I'm aware he only wants to use me,
Goes out of his way to abuse me,
But through it all, he'll never lose me -
As long as, in his will, he'll choose me!
So I smile and nod my head
To every stupid thing he says -
And that's not easy!
Waiting till his fortune's mine -
I get hopeful every time
He's feeling queasy!
I'm his lady,
Whoa whoa whoa, I'm his lady,
He can call me his little lady -
Till his money is mine!

"Would you like a peanut butter sandwich, darling?"

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