Well, it's not what you would want
Massive bulge he likes to flaunt
And it's on Twitter
Well, he's trying to save face
Lacking guile, lacking grace
What a Weiner

He's a Weiner
Oh-god-no, saw his Weiner
This is about Anthony Weiner
And his Weiner is slimed

Well, he said hacker's insane
Trying to make him feel pain
And it's depressing
And he's showing off his bone
And he made some women moan
His crotch he's messing

What a Weiner
Oh-god-no, saw his Weiner
This is about idiot Weiner
And his Weiner's maligned

Well, he says someone just hacked his tweet
Shows that he's just a loser
Ducks some yaps about his tweet
That fat chick, he'll reuse her
Now the plot is thickening
His morals getting looser
He's running from the questions hoping that they will go away

Well, who knows when he will pout
We will wait, but he'll cop out
It is too easy
Well, his career will be through
As his fapping made it flew
Man he's so sleazy.

Showed his Weiner
Oh-god-no, saw his Weiner
This is about congressman Weiner
And his Weiner will blind

Oh, my, eyes, saw his Weiner
Oh-god-no, saw his Weiner
Seriously, people, he's a Weiner
Oh, my, eyes, saw his Weiner
Oh-god-no, saw his Weiner
Knowing about the twitting Weiner
Oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, my, eyes
Hate that Weiner!

(fades)

*Writer grabs a brain bleach*