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Song Parodies -> "Whats "Nu", Fauci-crat?"

Original Song Title:

"Whats New, Pussycat?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Whats "Nu", Fauci-crat?"

Parody Written by:

CML

The Lyrics

The Omicron Variant was supposed to be named after the Greek letter "Nu", but WHO (who?) thought that would be confusing so they went to the next letter. Nu is followed in the Greek alphabet by the letter "Xi" and then "Omicron" Of course Xi is the name of the dictator who OKed the reckless gain of function experiments in the first place and then orchestrated its spread throughout the world, so we musn't use his name lest he suffer a picofraction of a nanosecond of stigmatizing butthurt. So Omicron it is
Whats "Nu", Fauci-crat (OH! .. MI .. CRON)
Whats "Nu", Fauci-crat (OH! ..MI .. CRON)

Fauci-crat, Fauci-crat I'll give warning
No more fear porning
'Bout Xi's Lung Flu
So dont try to peddle your fake little Fauci-crat news
Fauci-crat, Fauci-crat we doubt you, yes we do
You and fake Fauci-crat news

Whats "Nu", Fauci-crat (OH! MI CRON!)
Whats "Nu", Fauci-crat (OH! MI CRON!)

Fauci-crat, Fauci-crat you're still shilling
But we're unwilling
To lockdown for you
So go and make up some more of your Fauci-crat lies
Fauci-crat, Fauci-crat we doubt you, that we do
You and your Fauci-crat lies

Whats "Nu", Fauci-crat (OH! MI CRON!)
Whats "Nu", Fauci-crat (OH! MI CRON!)

Fauci-crat, Fauci-crat you're fictitious
Makes us suspicious of variant "Nu"
We wont be kissing your wrinkled old Fauci-crat @ss
Fauci-crat, Fauci-crat cant fool me, should've called it "Xi"
Wont kiss your Fauci-crat @ss

Fauci-crat, Fauci-crat we doubt you, yes we do
You and fake Fauci-crat news
You and your Fauci-crat lies
Wont kiss your Fauci-crat @ss

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Ortho Doc - December 02, 2021 - Report this comment
I'd change "who thought?" in the intro to "who nu?" But that's just mu. Code: 5MU.
Max Power - December 02, 2021 - Report this comment
What can be said, the whole thing is nothing nu in the end, especially with all the bending down for a certain diabetic bear with a honey fetish.
CML - December 03, 2021 - Report this comment
Seeing as how this is shaping up as a false alarm that first appeared in South Africa, the question becomes "Who gnu about Nu". I'll bet WHO knew.

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