Well, he's not what you would want
dirty mouth he likes to flaunt
has soap for dinner.
Well, he's all over the place
lacking style, lacking grace
he's a sinner.
He's a Shady. Whoa-whoa-whoa, he's a Shady.
Talkin' about the real Slim Shady.
And the Shady's a grind.

Well, he's always in the way
always something bad to say
and he's depressing.
And he's smoking on a bone
and he makes the women groan
his luck he's pressing.
He's a Shady. Whoa-whoa-whoa, he's a Shady.
Talkin' about the real Slim Shady.
And the Shady's a grind.

Well, he says he's had it really tough
got treated like a loser.
Writes some raps about his mom
his ex-wife, he'll abuse her.
What's he's got is sickening
his morals getting looser.
They're making him a mountain when he's just a pile of clay.

Well, we know what he's about
he can't take, but he'll dish out
he likes it easy.
Well, we hope he'll soon be through
'cause his rapping makes us blue
and he's so sleazy.
He's a Shady. Whoa-whoa-whoa, he's a Shady.
Talkin' about the real Slim Shady.
And the Shady's a grind.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a Shady.
Whoa-whoa-whoa, he's a Shady.
Listen to me, people, he's a Shady.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a Shady.
Whoa-whoa-whoa, he's a Shady.
Talkin' about the real Slim Shady.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
he's a Shady!
(repeat 'til fade)