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Song Parodies -> "I Hid In A Bra In Korea"
Original Song Title:
"I Did What I Did For Maria"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tony Christie
Parody Song Title:
"I Hid In A Bra In Korea"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here. This can also be used to listen to a previous M&P parody, The Dead In My Bed - Necrophil'a
Nose-size overly vast hey?
And I'm Lebanese
Under dress, courting
Two hairy old knees
'Cus you know my wardrobe over here
Saw me dressed in a bra in Korea
Army life let me down
Don't like bullets around
So this khaki discard
And I go don a gown
No use being a Corp.
If I end up a corpse
My apparel is girlish I fear
I've hid in a bra in Korea
When O'Reil' left employ
As the company clerk
I'd promotion enjoy
Spite of costume-y quirk
And I bid you not think I am queer
Tho' attire is not Army gear
Potter bellows aloud from
The edge of his seat
Then enters Max
In a girdle, replete
With some hosiery filmy and sheer
As I look feminine in Korea
Bogus letters abound
Raisin' doubts all around
'Bout how family was dead
For the second time 'round !
It's the same ol' routine
Claimed demise of my kin
Did not help me get out of Korea
So I'll persist in flouting brassiere
Take some heels so high
And dress strapless and lithe
'Stead of army fatigues
I'll be fash'nably blythe
Yes my trousseau is very haute fare
I hid in a bra in Korea
Sidney could have allayed
Me from acting crazy
Although this Corpsman
Consumed Jeeps for tea
Said that's no reason to set me free-a
"You and lingerie must remain here"
Take a draft malcontent
In some garments distaff
Military vestments
All my skin it does chaff
Yes I'm clad kinda weird in Korea
I'm glib with my garb in Korea
Take a Toledo guy
Who is dressed like his wife
Section 8, it is why
I've got trouble and strife
Tip your hat now for Maxwell Q Klinger
Who hid in a bra in Korea
And I'm Lebanese
Under dress, courting
Two hairy old knees
'Cus you know my wardrobe over here
Saw me dressed in a bra in Korea
Army life let me down
Don't like bullets around
So this khaki discard
And I go don a gown
No use being a Corp.
If I end up a corpse
My apparel is girlish I fear
I've hid in a bra in Korea
When O'Reil' left employ
As the company clerk
I'd promotion enjoy
Spite of costume-y quirk
And I bid you not think I am queer
Tho' attire is not Army gear
Potter bellows aloud from
The edge of his seat
Then enters Max
In a girdle, replete
With some hosiery filmy and sheer
As I look feminine in Korea
Bogus letters abound
Raisin' doubts all around
'Bout how family was dead
For the second time 'round !
It's the same ol' routine
Claimed demise of my kin
Did not help me get out of Korea
So I'll persist in flouting brassiere
Take some heels so high
And dress strapless and lithe
'Stead of army fatigues
I'll be fash'nably blythe
Yes my trousseau is very haute fare
I hid in a bra in Korea
Sidney could have allayed
Me from acting crazy
Although this Corpsman
Consumed Jeeps for tea
Said that's no reason to set me free-a
"You and lingerie must remain here"
Take a draft malcontent
In some garments distaff
Military vestments
All my skin it does chaff
Yes I'm clad kinda weird in Korea
I'm glib with my garb in Korea
Take a Toledo guy
Who is dressed like his wife
Section 8, it is why
I've got trouble and strife
Tip your hat now for Maxwell Q Klinger
Who hid in a bra in Korea
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my favorite of the day...great job, hobbits
Simply sMASHing!
Five star parody.
Very clever work, little ones! I LOVED M*A*s*H, mainly because of Jamie Farr. 555
Yes I really loved this too qnd for the first time in my life, im going to give my lovely 1s a break and hand you some 5s instead. Very good job.
Whoa... Mr 1s... I've never seen such generousity. And that was very clever MnP, 5-5-5
very polished parody M and P and the Max Klinger reference at the end was ideal! - 555
Never been much of a fan of MASH, but am a big fan of your work. Beautiful !
I have no words.
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