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Song Parodies -> "Hillbillies Never Call Ahead"
Original Song Title:
"Amazing Grace"
Original Performer:
Traditional hymn
Parody Song Title:
"Hillbillies Never Call Ahead"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Hillbillies never call ahead..
They always just show up
Bang on your door to wake the dead..
Hot coff-ee, bum a cup
They don't know how to dial a phone..
Or button push a cell
Pull in your drive and honk the horn..
Say, "How ya' do-in', Pal"
Hillbillies give no peace of mind..
And have no social grace
Not Beverly, nor any kind..
They'll yell right in your face
You haven't seen them for a year..
They'll suddenly drop in
Swim in your pool..ask for a drink
And empty all your gin
Hillbillies never call ahead..
They're loud and crude and brash
Fifteen will show at your fun'ral..
And swear you owe 'em cash
They'll swear you owe 'em cash
They always just show up
Bang on your door to wake the dead..
Hot coff-ee, bum a cup
They don't know how to dial a phone..
Or button push a cell
Pull in your drive and honk the horn..
Say, "How ya' do-in', Pal"
Hillbillies give no peace of mind..
And have no social grace
Not Beverly, nor any kind..
They'll yell right in your face
You haven't seen them for a year..
They'll suddenly drop in
Swim in your pool..ask for a drink
And empty all your gin
Hillbillies never call ahead..
They're loud and crude and brash
Fifteen will show at your fun'ral..
And swear you owe 'em cash
They'll swear you owe 'em cash
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I 'm so thankful that I'm not related to these ' folks', Sir, L'Air de Farce!
Thanks, LCC...but jest funnin' here..ya know?
lol...thanks for the warning...i'll watch out for 'em
Yeeee-haaaa!! (Southern Accent): Well, ah'll be horn-swaddled! Mighty fine parody you wrote there, feller! Singing this song rolls off my tongue like honey! Take 'em 5 critters, 5 banjos, and 5 whiskeys!
Appreciate it, alvin, and Christie
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