Young man came to this sleazy town,
And that young man soon learned his way around,
And that young man had the wicked ways down;
Some supporters were unhappy.

Young man, many say, now must go
’cause this young man’s just one more whore for dough.
Will he stay there for another term’s time,
Or will the guy get left behind?

Because, you see, he is JAFP,*
It’s plain to see, he is JAFP.

Perhaps he didn’t go there to engage in ploys,
But now he’s one of the old boys

He’s one of them, he is JAFP,
He’s become them, he is JAFP.

Maybe once he was clean, but he learned that his meal
Ticket’s paid by making a deal.

Young man seemed had promise, but he
Sold out; young man picked Hank’s butt boy, Timmy,**
So now young man is like all with their schemes.
What has changed? Just nothing.

This man said he’d be something else,
But this young man’s just like all of the skels
Down in D.C.; he too, JAFP,
Hell, he might as well be Bush III!

He’s one of them, he is JAFP,
He’s among them and is JAFP.

Every one is there to engage in ploys,
But the worst ones make the most noise.

He’s with the bums that are JAFP,
He’s with the scum that are JAFP.

Maybe once he was clean, but he learned that to deal
Means selling your soul for the weal.

Young man is now feeling the blues
Because this year, he might very well lose
’cause let’s face it: economy don’t thrive
Unless in percent you’re top five.

That percentage don’t want to see
Again young man in that House in D.C.
That’s even though he is JAFP.
And core constituency

Has had enough of this JAFP,
They’ve had enough of this JAFP.

If he loses, no reason to rejoice. . .
Carbuncle, every other choice.

JAFP,
Each one of the crew is JAFP.
Dung band, skunk band of criminals and clowns,
Dung band, skunk band, pricks in a grifting town.

JAFP,
Dung band, skunk band, the slimiest of crews,
Dung band, skunk band,
And no matter whom you vote for, you lose.
JAFP. . . .


*Just Another F**king Politician
**Henry Paulson, Timothy Geithner