Song Parodies -> "Where Were The Condoms"

Original Song Title:

"Werewolves Of London"

Original Performer:

"Where Were The Condoms"

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The Lyrics

i'm not a big wolf, with the young ladies, understand
walkin' down the street, said "hello" to this dame
she was lookin' for a date...to have some fun
goin' to practice safe sex...she made that plain
boo hoo...where were the condoms ?...boo hoooooo
boo hoo...where were the condoms ?...boo hoooooo

i though that i bought some, down at the ol' drug store
i'd better not stick it in
figured this lady was devastated by my plight
i've lost my condoms again
boo hoo...where were the condoms ?...boo hoooooo
boo hoo...where were the condoms ?...boo hoooooo

i'm a level headed gent
who uses common sense
i believe that rubbers keep you safer
better stay away from trim
where cooties just might swim
i feel a sense of failure
boo hoo...where were the condoms ?...boo hoooooo
boo hoo...where were the condoms ?...boo hoooooo

well, once i had many...now my wallet's clean
wonder where the hell's the condoms
now i don't have any rubbers...nowhere to be seen
guess i'd better find the condoms
and i felt myself thinking, "must pick up a lotta, and do it quick"
my plan was perfect
boo hoo...where were the condoms ?...boo hoooooo
boo hoo...where were the condoms ?...boo hoooooo

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mac - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

For youuuu... five packs of Trojans... unuuuused....

Johnny D - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Ha! Wish I'd thought of this one - very clever, Alvin, good job. 5's

alvin rhodes - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

thank you mac and johnny...

Paul Robinson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Alvin - Let me extend my deepest Condomolences over your recent shortage. "Fives" will get you Ten you don't let that happen again soon.

Rick D - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Did you know each condom has a serial number? You didn't? You're not rolling them back far enough!

alvin rhodes - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks, paul and rick...alas, they just don't make condoms in my size...i must resort to using hefty lawn bags (sigh)

Rick D - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Was that a reference to condom substitutes or the type of women you date?

Johnny D - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Ah-HA! So, Alvin, you're actually The Man From Glad.

Jack Wilson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job, Alvin! 555!

alvin rhodes - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks jack.......funny one, rick...hee hee hee...and yes, johnny, i am the man from glad

Meriadoc - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Warren would have liked it, I think... :-)

alvin rhodes - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks, merry...i miss warren a lot...

Meriadoc - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment

I always thought it a shame that most people only knew him from "Werewolves" when he had much better stuff including some very poignant ballads.... :(

Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Warren would've liked it, all right, but I'm glad you didn't say, "...and my hair was perfect."

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