Song Parodies -> "Werewolves of London Baseball"

Original Song Title:

"Werewolves of London"

Original Performer:

"Werewolves of London Baseball"

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The Lyrics

baseball team went broke in 2k1.

I saw a werewolf with a baseball bat in his hand
Ready to play baseball in the Ontario rain
He was looking for a team that would play his group of buddies
The team wasn't that good, he must've been insane

Refrain:
Ah-wooo, Werewolves of London
Ah-wooo
(x2)

You hear them playing ball in the ballpark
But nobody goes to their games
The mascot, Warren Z. Vaughn, gets paid more than the players
Stupid team owners again

(Refrain)
Hunh!

Last year was 2-k-1
Then the team was done
The team wasn't making any cash
Long games were all blowouts
In the Frontier League, no doubt
Hunh, all I got was a rash

(Refrain)
There were no promos at any games at all
With the Werewolves of London
There were no promos at any games at all
With the Werewolves of London
I saw a former Werewolf drinkin' a pina colada
He was their closer
Ah-wooo
Werewolves of London
Hunh, we stink!
Ah-wooo
Werewolves of London

comment plz. and my game is on bearshare now. wha demo pilot 1.2. i'm out. hello to t.j. and pacholek.

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Michael Pacholek - August 28, 2003 - Report this comment

You get all fours from me, but no sympathy. The Werewolves' predecessors, the London Tigers (is feline to canine a "promotion"?) , moved in 1994 to become the Trenton Thunder, my "hometown" team! On the other hand, four Playoff appearances in 10 years, never won a series much less a Pennant, so maybe we got what we deserved. But you did a good job with this one -- better than the Thunder are doing! (They've been just under .500 all year.)

shiscabobstick - August 28, 2003 - Report this comment

dude youran idiot. idiot,idiot, idiot. homo!!!!!!!!!

Static - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment

i was out yesterday. just saw your comment now pacholek. thanks.

Static - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment

uh... i'm not from canada, btw.

John Kuhn - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

While I commend the parody, the lines are indeed fictitious as we did not go bankrupt, plenty of people went to the games, the baseball was very good (as evidenced by four guys from the 1999 and 2000 teams making AA), the coaching was excellent and we borught a lot of smiles to the folks in London. I am surprised no one brought the parody to my attention sooner. I still stay in touch with a lot of Londoners. We enjoyed our time there and still feel badly we had to sell to the Canton group. We did our best with what we had and those who took the time to come or to know the staff understand that fact. Anyway, it does have some humor to it even though I put my heart and soul into running the club. John Kuhn

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