-> "Sexy Beach Thongs"
Original Song Title:
"Silly Love Songs"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sexy Beach Thongs"
The Lyrics
God knows beach goers will never grow tired of…
Sexy Beach Thongs
Oh Lord do have mercy
When their cheeks are out to show
Sun bathers like to hit the beach in…
Stringy Butt Floss
Will they burn in hell?
God only knows
He wants to save your skin
God loves you
God loves you
God loves you
God loves you
He knows your pain
His Son was slain for thee
Pray
That He’ll keep
You safe and well
You need him now ‘cause
He can save your skin
God loves you
God loves you
God’s much too big for a Speedo®
Moses did see His hinder parts
I always know that when I need help
He’s isn’t tiny
No
He isn’t puny
God isn’t lacking in heart
Now let me tell you about His great love
Now let me tell you about His great love
God loves you
God loves you
God loves you
God loves you
He knows your pain
His Son was slain for thee
Hey!
Can you see
Yeah
He is the Lord
He is the Almighty
Hey!
Can you see?
You think that Jesus was crucified in a…
Simple Loin Cloth?
When you think about it
It may be we’ll never
Know
Oh
So
Some people gird their minds with
Godly Love Thoughts
Are they criminals?
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