Song Parodies -> "Portaloo"

Original Song Title:

"Waterloo"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Portaloo"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

Great, I go to check what decade this was performed in and find about four other Portaloo parodies here. Tres original, Luke.

My my, I gotta go. Been holdin' it in forever.
Oh hell man, it hurts bad. Intestines squeeze and tighten, riddled with pain.
I'm busting for quick relief.
I suddenly see a free seat...

Portaloo!
Just what I needed, I slam the door!
Portaloo!
Couldn't have held it in any more!
Portaloo!
Flowing so great, watch my pee turn blue!
Portaloo!
Finding a place for your number two!

My my, the line down at the track could not get longer.
Oh hell man, have to pee or wet my pants and look a stupid sight.
God, I despise public restrooms.
I need those private kinds of loos...

Portaloo!
Quickly get seated and let it roar!
Portaloo!
Palace to let your gold river pour!
Portaloo!
Loving this place when I gotta poo!
Portaloo!
Personal space where no lines accrue!

They stand on the street in their twos.
I feel like a king during use!

Portaloo!
Place to excrete til your buns are sore!
Portaloo!
Compose your own woodwind music score!
Portaloo!
No need to wait til a crowd goes through!
Portaloo!
I've gotta praise the fine portaloo!

DKTOS so apologies if the syllable emphasis is off as to how the words are sung.

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stuart mcarthur - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment

wait, this isn't Waterloo by eminem? or Fifty Cent? it's the one by ABBA? an OS from Luke that I know??!!

that alone is worth 555 - but I also loved "Palace to let your gold river pour"

Rick C - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment

Nice poo parody ! :-) 555

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment

No, Stu, their cover was 'Slaughter You'... a Mother's Day tribute. ;)
Thanks, Rick C!

Agrimorfee - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC)Good stuff, Jakers.

Adagio - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) : )

Red Ant - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment

(P) I do have this OS on ABBA's greatist hits vinyl, so I played it for about 40 seconds and decided verifying the pacing wasn't *that* necessary here. As disgusting as public restrooms are, porta-potties (or Spivey as we call them locally) are far worse. Funny work Luke.

Stuart McArthur - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) - I also liked "place to excrete til your buns are sore" - that must be some powerful excreting

Johnny D - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) When you go to the restroom at a Poker Tournament and you find all the stalls occupied, that's just another example of how a full house beats a flush.

Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) I obviously was so shocked by you doing an ABBA parody, Luke...that I forgot to vote. Nice companion piece for my "Portaloo Bum Fret". ;-) 555

Rick C - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) Funny one. How about doing "Wipe My Portaloo Down, Sport"?

Phil Alexander - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment

As the author of the first Portaloo parody here (based on a true story, too), I can hardly complain if someone else decides to come up with the same idea... it's one of those ideas that once you know it's inside you, you simply have to let it out ;-)

Arwen - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC--lots of giggling, Luke...and I love ABBA, to boot! Great job!

Jeff Reuben - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC: Poo happens.

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