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Song Parodies -> "Dupe Looks Mighty Crazy"
Original Song Title:
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Aerosmith
Parody Song Title:
"Dupe Looks Mighty Crazy"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
The cover story of the Feb. 1989 issue of the late, great “Spy” magazine was entitled “Mr. Stupid Goes to Washington—American ten dopiest lawmakers.” Cover image was VP Dan Quayle, sitting Abe’s lap in the Lincoln Memorial and wearing a dunce cap. Among the ten cited by “Spy” were Edward Markey (D-MA), who’s still around, and “Virginia’s Senate delegation, past, present, and future.” Topping any such list today would have to be Louis Gohmert, from Texas’s 1st Congressional district—a Gohmert pile.
Dude’s tryin’ real hard not to bore,
But his witlessness can make you snore.
But boredom soon will turn to fright—
Hazy, crazy! his long-winded rap that ain’t right.
Onstage, he’s wastin’ our time
Tellin’ sour lies, and on he will bray.
I am wishin’ that he were a mime—
Even better, the dunce
Instead would just go away.
That, that dupe looks slightly crazy?
That, that dupe looks kinda crazy?
That, that dupe looks like he’s crazy.
That, that dupe looks mighty crazy!
He’s senseless, couldn’t look any dumber;
This guy’s even worse that Joe the plumber.
Dolt isn’t wise—have his lobes been excised?
He is the Yiddish word for “penis”;
He’s a schmuck, it’s no surprise.
That, that dupe looks highly crazy.
That, that dupe looks rightly crazy.
That, that dupe looks like he’s crazy.
That, that dupe looks mighty crazy!
(Craziness-wallowing, this clown)
Why’s this freak here?
(Craziness-wallowing, this clown)
Louie, Louie, Louie, Halls’ blight
(Craziness-wallowing, this clown)
Turkey cannot speak clear
(Craziness-wallowing, this clown)
Louie’s, Louie’s, Louie’s loony
Whoa! What a nut—he’s crazy.
Don’t like it, like it, like when he rants
Whoa!! He’s nutso-crazy.
That, that dupe looks mighty crazy!
That, that loon looks mighty crazy!
That, that stooge looks mighty crazy!
That, that Lou looks mighty crazy!
Mad rants provin’ that he’s crazy.
But his witlessness can make you snore.
But boredom soon will turn to fright—
Hazy, crazy! his long-winded rap that ain’t right.
Onstage, he’s wastin’ our time
Tellin’ sour lies, and on he will bray.
I am wishin’ that he were a mime—
Even better, the dunce
Instead would just go away.
That, that dupe looks slightly crazy?
That, that dupe looks kinda crazy?
That, that dupe looks like he’s crazy.
That, that dupe looks mighty crazy!
He’s senseless, couldn’t look any dumber;
This guy’s even worse that Joe the plumber.
Dolt isn’t wise—have his lobes been excised?
He is the Yiddish word for “penis”;
He’s a schmuck, it’s no surprise.
That, that dupe looks highly crazy.
That, that dupe looks rightly crazy.
That, that dupe looks like he’s crazy.
That, that dupe looks mighty crazy!
(Craziness-wallowing, this clown)
Why’s this freak here?
(Craziness-wallowing, this clown)
Louie, Louie, Louie, Halls’ blight
(Craziness-wallowing, this clown)
Turkey cannot speak clear
(Craziness-wallowing, this clown)
Louie’s, Louie’s, Louie’s loony
Whoa! What a nut—he’s crazy.
Don’t like it, like it, like when he rants
Whoa!! He’s nutso-crazy.
That, that dupe looks mighty crazy!
That, that loon looks mighty crazy!
That, that stooge looks mighty crazy!
That, that Lou looks mighty crazy!
Mad rants provin’ that he’s crazy.
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Like the Russians in 1812, today you're using a "scorched mirth" strategy...laying waste to everybody. Don't stop, my friend! ;D
I'll dupe the number 5 three times, so as to keep the sanity under control. ;-D 555! Great Job! ;-)
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