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Song Parodies -> "Makin' Love (In The Men's Bathroom Stall)"
Original Song Title:
"Makin' Love (Out Of Nothing At All)"
Original Performer:
Air Supply
Parody Song Title:
"Makin' Love (In The Men's Bathroom Stall)"
Parody Written by:
Mikey Squirrel
The Lyrics
I know this must be awkward, and I know we might get caught
I know you like it really kinky, so I know the perfect spot
I know it might be dirty, and I know it just might stink
I know just where to buy some condoms, there’s a machine that’s near the sink
And I know just where to place you, right above the toilet seat
I know when to pull your legs up , so then no one can see your feet
And I know someone is waiting, and I’m sure that he’s gotta go
But you see he’s gonna have to wait just a little while longer
Cause pretty soon you know I’m gonna blow
And I know there’s toilet paper, and I see a plunger too
I see the graffiti with all these ladies’ phone numbers
After all that’s how I really met you
And if you’re ever feeling kinky, why don’t you give me a call
‘Cause I know that we can do it, making love in the men’s bathroom stall
Chorus:
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
Every time I use the bathroom I keep thinking of how
The way the porcelain kept hitting your butt
And every flush that I hear I’m thinking about your rear on the handle
The fear of getting caught is making you so hot
And it's perfect for a pervert like you
I can take the grunting and the groaning we do
And make it sound like I’m taking a really long poo
I've gotta finish this 'cause when we are done
I ‘m gonna tell all my friends about you
We can make some people wonder what the hell is going on
And we can make some poor fellas become so very jealous,
As they’re listening from the next john
We can’t make this last forever ‘cause I think this Wal-mart closes at ten
But I can meet you tomorrow if you really want to
So we can do this all over again
‘Cause it’ll never be the same without you, with your back against that tile wall
And I'll never find a woman this kinky, making love in the men’s bathroom stall
(Chorus - repeat and fade)
I know you like it really kinky, so I know the perfect spot
I know it might be dirty, and I know it just might stink
I know just where to buy some condoms, there’s a machine that’s near the sink
And I know just where to place you, right above the toilet seat
I know when to pull your legs up , so then no one can see your feet
And I know someone is waiting, and I’m sure that he’s gotta go
But you see he’s gonna have to wait just a little while longer
Cause pretty soon you know I’m gonna blow
And I know there’s toilet paper, and I see a plunger too
I see the graffiti with all these ladies’ phone numbers
After all that’s how I really met you
And if you’re ever feeling kinky, why don’t you give me a call
‘Cause I know that we can do it, making love in the men’s bathroom stall
Chorus:
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
Every time I use the bathroom I keep thinking of how
The way the porcelain kept hitting your butt
And every flush that I hear I’m thinking about your rear on the handle
The fear of getting caught is making you so hot
And it's perfect for a pervert like you
I can take the grunting and the groaning we do
And make it sound like I’m taking a really long poo
I've gotta finish this 'cause when we are done
I ‘m gonna tell all my friends about you
We can make some people wonder what the hell is going on
And we can make some poor fellas become so very jealous,
As they’re listening from the next john
We can’t make this last forever ‘cause I think this Wal-mart closes at ten
But I can meet you tomorrow if you really want to
So we can do this all over again
‘Cause it’ll never be the same without you, with your back against that tile wall
And I'll never find a woman this kinky, making love in the men’s bathroom stall
(Chorus - repeat and fade)
Written by Mikey Squirrel © 2007 Squirrelbait Productions
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Omigod! This is hilarious, Mikey! TMGLTM, but I'll mention free (hope the page break's working)....
"I see the graffiti with all these ladies’ phone numbers
After all that’s how I really met you"
"I've gotta finish this 'cause when we are done
I ‘m gonna tell all my friends about you"
"We can’t make this last forever ‘cause I think this Wal-mart closes at ten"
But it was all great. This needs to be recorded. 555+
You totally corrupted that song! Great job Mikey, this is outstanding, and I second Kristof's suggestion about this being recorded. This might be your best yet. 555+
Thanks alot guys! This actually took me a couple of weeks, on and off, to write. But I am very proud of this one and i just might record it.
Funny "stuff" here!
That is the most romantic.....sniff, I'm sorry...song I've ever seen. Please record this for all of us sentiMENTAL types out here. Thanks for hitting this one out of the park dude...REALLY LOVED IT !!!
(SOTM) Congrats on ruining this Cheeze Anthem for all middle-aged soccer moms everywhere! And congrats on getting past the censor! 555
I seriously hate Air Supply, but just recalling these lyrics can make the song bearable, kind of like how Spaff made Auld Lang Syne bearable. I concur with Kristof, this needs to be recorded, but it would have to be someone who can hit the high notes and sound cheesy.
Elton John approves.
(SOTM) I love the bathroom stall!
(SOTM) see above
SOTM - On another OS this theme might not have worked, but here it's just great, it's like TOS was meant to be this way and you just corrected the initial mistake! So far it's my favorite this month! :-)
Now this is a bathroom parody I like!!!
(SOTM) "And I know just where to place you, right above the toilet seat". . .Wow, Mikey, this is my favorite parody by you EVER. . .Oh wow.. .you really outdid yourself here.
(SOTM) Sometimes the rest room is the best room! 555!
Quite funny. Only one comment -- you should take Jim Stafford's advice ("A Real Good Time") with the phone #'s and the email addresses: don't bother. They're all fake.
(SOTM) The only way I can express my feelings about this parody is a quote from Ace Ventura: 'Holy Testicle Tuesday!' That ROCKED!
(SOTM) what Peter said - a different OS and it might have crashed, but this OS deserved the full treament you gave it Mikey - 555
(SOTM) Normally repeated choruses lose something, but here it actually works to your advantage - imagining Air Supply sing them over and over again gets funnier and funnier. Once in a while someone does an OS so beyond impossibly good that I forget about ever parodying it - this is one of those cases. And I echo all the above praise. Definitely your best work Mikey.
(SOTM) Great work. It shows that bathroom parodies can work without being disgusting. Also Red Ant, I have to disagree with your comment about repeated choruses. I thought the whole point of a chorus is that it is meant to be repeated throughout the song.
(SOTM) - Commented
(SOTM) Oh. My. God. Mikey, I am literally HOWLING and I almost nearly wet myself with laughter. As Red Ant said, usually I prefer varied choruses, but this was just so perfect that it wasn't needed. This is by far my favorite of yours, and the whole thing was great but I liked "Cause pretty soon you know I’m gonna blow" and "And we can make some poor fellas become so very jealous, As they’re listening from the next john" in particular. Big 555 right here.
SOTM - Sexy. XD
(SOTM) See above. The almost unanimous praise for this masterwork is much deserved. Bravo!
Now I know what Air Supply did when not performing. 555s all the way! Do a sequel called "Stall Full Of Love"
(SOTM) Personally I don't really like dirty parodies, and I don't think anything dirtier than this is likely to get approved, but realistically there may be more of a market for this kind of parody than more "family friendly" ones, and this seems very well written.
Thank you everyone! I have to say I've never seen so many wonderful comments and positive praise for any work yet. And it showed by me getting my first medal in SOTM (Yay,me!). And maybe I WILL do a sequel, hmmm thanks Jack!
I LOVE IT!
(ABC4-M) About the only thing not mentioned above is how well you did with the very long lines found in TOS.
(ABC) back for seconds...
Soooooo.... Those phone numbers that people write on the stall actually work? In that case I'm going to have to run to the bathroom right now!!!
(ABC4) Still amazing. Certainly worth the bronze SOTM medal it won you!
(ABC-M) Nothing like another bash on old Graig. What I want to know is how you are so intimate with the details. Google? Or was it boogle?
(ABCM) pushed close to the boundaries, Mikey, but the storyline was a strength, as was the choice of OS for lampooning - and I know it was a bit contrived but "there’s a machine that’s near the sink" was pretty hilarious!
Great OS :) Very funny idea for the song, and like guy, hope you got all the details from google :)
(ABC) I think this whole idea was just fantastic and though you've written a few since this one that are even better than this one, it'd be a losing argument to say this isn't among your best. . .still great!
Perfect parody meets the perfect OS that was just "asking for it"...
"After all that’s how I really met you" did it for me as well.
Excellent job !!!
"After all that’s how I really met you" did it for me as well.
Excellent job !!!
The ultimate in both bathroom and sexual parodies. A great sexual idea that I don't think has been explored on Amiright before. So great job Mikey!
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