-> "Like a Horse"
Original Song Title:
"Like a Rock"
Parody Song Title:
"Like a Horse"
The Lyrics
Stood there neighing
My hair in the sun
Felt like just running
Not caring what comes
The heat of summer
Was a sweltering one
Like a horse
I was jumping
Didn't have no hay
Too many blinders
Feelin’ oats today
I slept standing up
Just prop myself up, hey
Like a horse
My legs were steady
Bright eyed and bushy tailed
I walked everywhere
Could hear me as I wailed
And I stood firmly
Outside when it hailed
Like a horse
Like a horse, I was chompin’ at the bit
Like a horse, sleepin’ where I took a s**t
Like a horse, I was lovin’ it
Like a horse
And I walked through water
Unencumbered by weather
Oh all these blisters on my hooves
I stood, walked through it all
If I’m at the mall
It would just be really strange
Twenty horseshoes
Where they go?
Those horseshoes
All are thrown
I stand and I wonder sometimes
Where they've gone
I acted in westerns
And I thought it was real, that burns
The moon comes again, movie I spurned
I’m sick of this
Sick of this
Like a horse, sick of this training
Like a horse, in Olympics rebelling
Like a horse, dropping you, running
Like a horse
Like a horse, the sun upon my fur
Like a horse, I run it’s a blur
Like a horse, Goodbye, good day sir
Like a horse
Oh like a horse
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