I think I’m gonna be Joining Q
That's really really what I’m gonna do
Just as soon as I drink my beer
That's what I'm gonna do

J-j-j-j-j-j Joining Q
I think it's really what I’m gonna do
Just as soon as I drink my beer
I’m gonna be joining Q

I’m taking orders from the Holy Ghost
Christian brothers believe most
So raise a whiskey glass, and give 'em a toast
Because they follow Q

The movement started in the southern states
Where conspiracies they all create
And their cousins they all love to date
You know it’s sad but true

That’s why i’m gonna be joining Q
Where they’re all crazy and the facts are few
Just as soon as I drink my beer
I’m gonna be joining Q

J-j-j-j-j-j joining Q
Really really what I’m gonna do
Just as soon as I drink my beer
I’m gonna be joining Q

We ain’t immoral - no we’re all blessed
Some dark despair and just a bit depressed
We’re thinking crazy thoughts and really stressed
I sure do love it too

I ain’t a lookin' at the tv news
It’s run by hollywood and shifty jews
I’m just a patriot whose paying his dues
I'm sure that you are too

That's why I'm gonna be joining Q
Where they’re all crazy and the facts are few
Just as soon as I drink my beer
That's what I'm gonna do

Ow...
J-j-j-j-j-j Joining Q
Come on baby - should be joining too
Just as soon as I drink my beer
I’m gonna be joining Q

I ain’t eatin’ avocado toast
You know them liberals we hate the most
In New York City's where the babies roast
They worship satan too

You know I really love the USA
But someone’s really really gotta pay
Ain’t having bathrooms for straight and gay
Or L-G-B-T-Q

That’s why I’m gonna be joining Q
Where they’re all crazy and the facts are few
Just as soon as I drink my beer
That's what I'm gonna do

J-j-j-j-j-j, Joining Q
Really really really going to
Let me make myself crystal clear
Let..
Let...
I'm gonna be joining Q

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh yeah

Joining Q
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