-> "JD Vance"
Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Parody Song Title:
"JD Vance"
The Lyrics
JD Vance
JD Vance
Is that *really* who Don wants?
As he talks 'bout lonely cat ladies
We all look on askance
Very strange
He might be
Donald's pick to be VP
Says abortion - it's forbidden..
F*** a sofa? 'course he didn't
Over Trump
He will fawn
After watching dolphin porn
Yes, he comes up with the very strangest rants
This redneck that they cheered
He's really effing weird
JD Vance
Crazy Vance
JD Vance
Drinking diet
Mountain Dew
Who would call that racist, too?
It's so silly this hillbilly
Elegy writer's point of view
And he thinks
That your worth
Is increased by giving birth
Well, presumably ones wife's is
Male parturition'd cause a crisis!
Birth control?
He's tone-deaf
Hope you don't need IVF
Unless you've got a good line of finance
He thinks that Infowars
Is a credible source
Does JD Vance
Second glance
He'll make Donald cack his pants
JD Vance
JD Vance
JD Vance
Vance is so unnerving
As his views keep on a-swerving
If he'll earn, then he'll U-turn.. won't give a toss
Once he thought that Donald Trump was Hitler?
Now the Orange Fuhrer is his boss
Two years in the Senate, he
Reckons that is plen-ty
Now he knows it all, oh such a change of tune
Things he won't repeat about the Donald:
Flabby, fat and lazy
And quite frankly, effing crazy
[Trump]
He's my Vance
He's my Vance
He will help me with my plans
Help this whale stay out of jail
Pushing abortion and book bans
Project Twenty-
Twenty-five
We will collude and connive
Yes, and from day one, no later
He'll support me as dictator
I'll lock up
Anyone
I don't like, won't it be fun?
And deport a million off to the badlands
He'll put it into force
While I'm on my golf course
My JD Vance
JD Vance
JD Vance
JD Vance
JD Vance
We will say zis only once
So he's been a (sub?) marine.. Thiel's cash machine
Helped him advance
One of us?
No he's not
Had such luck not to be shot
By his Mamaw's loaded weapons
There were nineteen
So he reckoned
Bought? Of course
That's the way
Just a rich man's protegé
Thiel's the cupid in this JD/Don bromance
Will he make Trump's share buck up?
Or was the choice a f***-up?
JD Vance
JD Vance
JD Vance
It's J. D. Vaaaance
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