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Phil Alexander (the real one) - August 08, 2024 - Report this comment

What kind of pathetic idiot posts pretending to be me with such a banal comment?

@MAGA - I'm so glad I don't have to clean the spittle from your keyboard. It must be utterly drenched in it the amount you're frothing at the mouth. Should've got your rabies jabs...

Onlooker - August 08, 2024 - Report this comment

JD Vance is a cancer that’s lowering Trump’s pants to butt-buss, that’s his kind of romance

Peter Andersson - August 08, 2024 - Report this comment

I voted 555 to make up for the pathological number of 111s you've been hit with. Kinda miss the trademark Philbo wit though, felt more like this was a hit piece that could have been written by almost anyone down with the cogs. And there's so much to work with here; couch humping, dolphin porn, sticking it to childless catladies and a spare waist dude that himself looks like a B-list German porn star on his last round in a flea market's DVD-bin (don't ask me how I know :-).

Too bad Biden redrew his candidacy - because a VP match between Vance and Harris would have been GOLD for those that likes to hit in both directions and muse on the intellectual flotsam and jetsam of BOTH shipwrecks.

Hmmm... "50 ways to leave your lover" is another of your tradmark OSs, I bet you could do better (and have much more fun writing it) with something like "50 ways to dislike JD". (Also, there are 50 states in the USA, but I bet not even you could pull of rhyming enough of THOSE names to THAT song).

MAGA - August 08, 2024 - Report this comment

Wow. You leftards can't even tell the difference between reality and an internet meme as you sit in your glass houses throwing stones at your moral and intellectual superiors. Watching President Trump beat on your cowardly unelected cheap whore like a cheap drum during the debate while she babbles brainlessly as usual is going to be even more of a cringe comedy than watching him trying not to laugh during his debate with Dementia Joe was. Watching J.D. Vance likewise tear down Tampon Tim Walz for his catastrophic transformation of Minnesota into a repressive Third World cesspit (kinda like what P.A.'s beloved far-left fascists of Labour are doing to the U.K. right now) is going to be worth popping some popcorn too.

Stuart McArthur - August 09, 2024 - Report this comment

Brilliant Phil - clap clap - no mention of his eye-liner though?

Phil Alexander - August 09, 2024 - Report this comment

Eyeliner? Hadn't spotted anything about that... besides, that'd be the very least weird thing about him..

@MAGA - My word, you *are* scared of Harris' candidacy, aren't you? That was almost incoherent enough to have been written by Don himself

MAGA - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment

Speak for yourself, Phil: with your attempts to smear J.D. Vance's very ordinary activities and personality with a fake internet meme while pretending there's nothing "weird" whatsoever about rabidly anti-life goose-stepping Islamofascist pedofaggotranny-pandering DemoKKKrats like Tampon Tim, you delusion-dwelling leftards are starting to sound desperate.

Phil Alexander - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment

Like I say... scared absolutely witless. You keep trying insults, but nothing lands because you have no credibility whatsoever. The "sounding desperate" is, like so much of the drivel spouted by you (and your cult leader) pure projection

History Buff - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment

Yeah, you thrust him MAGA! We gotta make pedofaggotranny-pandering a great Catholic altar boy movement again! Those sexual deviants on the left think they're so progressive - hahaha - they haven't even given couchhumpers their own spot on the rainbow flag yet!

MAGA - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment

So, Pedofaggotranny-Pandering Phil, when are you going to be arrested for your crime of spreading misinformation about J.D. Vance?

Oh, wait: the Third World cesspit UK's Orwellian anti-free-speech laws are NEVER enforced against misinformation (like that fake "couch" internet meme) that SUPPORTS you far-left fascists' BS narratives, are they?

@historically illiterate "History Buff" - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment

Don't you know your FORMER idol Dementia Joe is a Catholic? In fact, he's about as Catholic as Pope Francis; which probably explains those all showers Pedo Joe took with his little daughter Ashley Biden, according to her diary.

Peter Andersson - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment

It's hard for either side to hang out with Hitler since he's dead.

But I hear that Vance are posting A-dolph' videos!

Adult A-dolph' videos!

I am sooo gonna use that pun down the road! This stuff's great to get my muses' juices flowing. :-)

@Peter Andersson - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment

Reading comprehension... How does that work?

Blast From The Past - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment

Well, what'd I tell ya?

—"Sarcastic Paranoid"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/simpleminds4.shtml

Babylon Bee - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment

Russia Sends Troops To Liberate Oppressed British People From Communist Rule

https://babylonbee.com/news/russia-sends-troops-to-liberate-oppressed-british-people-from-communist-rule

g_randomperson - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment

@Peter Anderson, the closest thing to hanging out with Hitler would be hanging out with Justin Trudeau.

Peter Andersson - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment

Reading comprehension is a social construct from the powers that be.

Wordplay and puns are engineering to free minds from their shackles.

Minion or Philosopher - choose your ambition wisely. ;-)

@Peter Andersson - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment

One can tell you've studied at the feet of your mistress. Here are some of her greatest hits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxI0180LHxc

MAGA - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment

Reading comprehension is a "social construct" eh?

I guess that's slightly more original than the Commie Racist Tards' "Reading comprehension is White Supremacism!" schtick.

Slightly.

@MAGA - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment

Language is a social construct and progressively rebuilt over time. We don't hear many hardcore US Christians talk to each other in Old Testament Aramaic these days, or original Bible Greek, or even middle age Vatican Latin for that matter. Those old constructs hade faded out even before neo-patriots tolled the Bell and tossed English Tea into Boston Harbor. Not that I can blame your Social Justice Forefathers for that - have you seen the Drag Queen wigs and dresses that officials still use during Court Story Hour?

But let's "Make Aramaic Great Again", or do you have reading comprehensions in that department?

@Everyone - August 10, 2024 - Report this comment

Here's an idea for a social construct personality: Invoke Hitler to support your argument - and then claim lack of reading comprehension on their part when others don't take you serious. Those cheap shots usually comes from the left, but as you can see above that particularly rich woke mind virus have also gotten a good hold on the right - I guess they're borderline slipping on policing their own.

For a more detailed description on how Hitler comparisons should work go google a guy named Godwin who has laid down the Law. ;-)

@Functionally Illiterate Peter Andersson & Company - August 11, 2024 - Report this comment

Hint: when the article I cited very clearly points out that Tim Walz was schmoozing with ONE OF HITLER'S WORSHIPERS—not Hitler himself—and you pretend I said he was hanging out with Hitler, that proves you either:
A) can't read, or...
B) are disingenuous.
I'm generously assuming it's the former, even though your pseudo-intellectual postmodernist BS about reading comprehension (i.e. literacy) being a "social construct" in the face of being called out for for your failure to comprehend what I said in PLAIN ENGLISH (Do you speak it, mofo?) really ought to convince me of the latter.

Of course, such is the typical folly of ALL you leftards: you can't read, you can't think, you never check your references, and you're still retarded enough to believe in long-debunked hoaxes like the Steele Dossier's "pee-tape" BS and that fake story some internet troll made up about J.D. Vance's sexual practices. (I would tell you to go read the pages of Vance's book that joker supposedly cited and see for yourself that it's not in there, but you fools have all pretty well established that you're too proud of your stupidity and willful illiteracy to check your references when the story's something you want to believe.)

If anyone happens to be here who CAN read, here again are the links to a couple of articles Kackles' Kommie Kultists are too stupid to know how to read, establishing that Tampon Tim Walz hung out with an anti-Semitic Islamofascist Hitler-worshiping Hamas harlot, and that the story about J.D. Vance's supposed sexual practices is a hoax:

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns/presidential/3114957/tim-walz-repeatedly-hosted-muslim-cleric-oct-7-pro-hitler-website-link/

https://nypost.com/2024/07/25/us-news/ap-forced-to-take-down-fact-check-about-x-rated-jd-vance-hoax/

CML - August 11, 2024 - Report this comment

As long as you're doing parodies of effed up VP candidates, Phil, how about one about the Kotex Kid himself; ol' Tampax Tim Walz, a guy who spent 26 years as a peacetime weekend warrior .. and then crapped out like CPL Upham in the movie "Saving Private Ryan" when ordered to a combat zone ... And THEN has the gall to run on his military record!

Phil Alexander - August 11, 2024 - Report this comment

@CML - you're complaining about the record of someone who served for 24 years while supporting a man who made up bone spurs to avoid service completely? What kind of utter hypocrite are you? And the timeline doesn't fit your description of events: you are way too willing to believe any old rubbish. Not that this is remotely surprising.

Rand - August 11, 2024 - Report this comment

Hey, here's fun suggestion for improving the site -- let's do away with the comments section!

Peter Andersson - August 12, 2024 - Report this comment

I for one plan on writing parodies about the memes of both sides if possible, though I'm surprised to see how few there are so far to work with about Tampon Tim except for that one particular nick (and variations - Kotex Kid is new methinks). Can a Veep really that boring in 2024?

I'd try "Walzing Muh'gina" to "Waltzing Matilda" but there just isn't enough to work with outside the men's room! :-(

Agrimorfee - August 12, 2024 - Report this comment

Jeezus H. Christ, CML, your beloved FOX News reports that he submitted retirement papers 5-7 months before it was finalized in May 2005; the deployment was announced that July. Do actual research. BTW, did you know that when high school girls athletic teams visit competing schools, they sometimes have to use the boys' locker rooms to get prepped due to space limitations? That is why are available. Get yer reactionary head out of your dorsal area.

Peter Andersson - August 12, 2024 - Report this comment

Before you veterans get into another strange fight let me remind everyone that they did have cameras with them in Iraq and Afghanistan - I've read the book by the guy who shot Bin Laden, the book that was the basis for television series "Generation Kill" and lotsa fitness stuff by former Navy Seal David Goggins - they all have lotsa photos that friends took of them on foreign soil during deployment. Tim's friends from that time should quite easily be able to back him up on where he was and when.

Glenn Walker - August 12, 2024 - Report this comment

@Rand. There are times I think you're right. Abolish the Comment section of this site. But then why would I want to put long hours into posting here just to have my hard work ignored? We have no other way to contact each other. (I don't know if posting e-mail addresses is permitted or not.) I think I write good parodies. I posted them to get tips, with the aim of making them great, or at least excellent. And if they suck, I was hoping to find that out too. Unfortunately, the story lines get a huge portion of the comments, as though we were all posting op eds and other debate starters with rhyme. And the rest of us should provide "equal time" as they used to call it. "Responsible comment invited." There's no doubt that some people should abandon this site and participate in a Current Events forum - or in a gibberish forum. And I already know that there are some on here that don't care if they write good parody or junk parody. But I'm still hopeful that the Comments section can be used to evaluate parody.

Agrimorfee - August 12, 2024 - Report this comment

Peter, unless you are trying to be snarky---the issue isn't whether or not Tim Walz was there, the issue is the reason why he wasn't. I am all in favor of removing the comments also. Bad actors have ruined the worth that there was to the function. And for that matter, Voting has become a moot function as well, with people seeking revenge by erasing cookies and stacking negative or positive votes in the triple digits as if it was a cool thing If people want to communicate about how to improve their parody skills, there is a Facebook page for that: "Song Parody Writers, Performers, & Fans". A-holes need not apply.

Peter Andersson - August 12, 2024 - Report this comment

Sorry about that Agrimorfee, the short flashes I've seen about it in the news over here so far seemed to be about whether or not he was. Media here too might not give us the nuanced picture (not that I should expect that anyway I guess), maybe because we don't have the kind of military you have so details would just be confusing, maybe because they fall back on simplification that worked before (again, for over here) about Dubya, Kerry and that guy who actually had been a prisoner of war in Vietnam whatever his name was (it escapes me right now).

Phil Alexander - August 13, 2024 - Report this comment

Peter, I think this might be the chap of whom you're thinking: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/ericclapton85.shtml

Re the more general points about comments/votes and amiright generally: it would be a very boring place if no comments were allowed at all, but the MAGA crowd have made it rather inhospitable, especially with their pathetic (and in some respects amusingly ironic) vote-rigging. I'm not sure why anyone would want to join the site these days :-( It's different for us old-timers who've been here for what's getting on for a quarter century, it's like being a part of internet ancient history. But I can also see why Chucky doesn't really want to spend the time updating it to something more up-to-date with https and proper authentication/security: it's a lot of work for what has always been a hobby site.

One thought: it would be possible to create a comments page for a parody on inthe00s.com, and link to it in the parody header/footer, then you'd have a bit of protection against the pseudonymous/impersonation comments, and some of the more splenetic commentors could be chucked out. But definitely loses visibility that way.

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