-> "If I Can Get My Face Back"
Original Song Title:
"If I Can Turn Back Time"
Parody Song Title:
"If I Can Get My Face Back"
The Lyrics
If I can get my face back
To what it used to be
I wouldn't have to carry an I.D.
For people to recognize me
I don't know why I had the surgeries I did
Guess I wanted to look like a younger kid
But after all the lifts with the nip and tucks
People still think my face was hit by a truck
I don't know what I should do
I used to look like you know who
Can you give an old singer a clue
If I could get my face back
To what it used to be
I wouldn't have to carry an I.D.
For people to recognize me
I would still be the one
My Sonny days would fill the air
And I wouldn't have to explain
To everyone that I am Cher
I tried to take my age and reverse it on the outside
Instead I started looking like Frankenstein's bride
Everyday I look different
It wasn't meant to turn out this way
How I long for the days when it was just you and me Babe
I don't know what I should do
I used to look like you know who
Can you give an old singer a clue
If I could get my face back
To what it used to be
I wouldn't have to carry an I.D.
For people to recognize me
I would still be the one
My Sonny days would fill the air
And I wouldn't have to explain
To everyone that I am Cher
If I could get my face back
If I could get my face back
If I could get my face back
I don't know what I should do
I used to look like you know who
Can you give an old singer a clue
If I could get my face back
To what it used to be
I wouldn't have to carry an I.D.
For people to recognize me
I would still be the one
My Sonny days would fill the air
And I wouldn't have to explain
To everyone that I am Cher
If I can get my face back
I know it won't be too late
I can get back to the top of the charts
And it would be great
All I need is one more surgery
My doctor said that was a fact
With a little nip or tuck, here and there
I can get my old face back
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