Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "The Cheat Test"
Original Song Title:
"The Reflex"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Duran Duran
Parody Song Title:
"The Cheat Test"
Parody Written by:
Stuart Kidd
The Lyrics
Insincere people, and the reality TV shows that sometimes encourage them, are not my cup of tea.
He's workin' overtime
In his pants, jacket and shoes so fine
Been lovin' parties, fooling around
Proving devilishly hard to find
Our empty fridge you won't find it
They're more full out in Pygmy Land, oh whoa
Night time is boring or exciting
Our credit card's at twenty grand, oh whoa
Try not to lose it,
You did not choose it,
Find facts then prove it.
Try not to lose it,
You did not choose it,
Find facts then prove it.
The cheat test
Is for sleazy guys
Who sleep round for a lark
The cheat test
Straps these pigs to buzzing deckchairs in Iraq (*)
Behaving like you're on Big Brother
Really shatters hearts
Every girl deserves her man's respect
There are better ways to work things out
Sweet then uptight and gushing then tough
And she answers things all roundabout
Mention the courier, she gets upset
Can't stand to see me 'round or hear me out
Try not to lose it,
You did not choose it,
Find facts then prove it.
The cheat test
Is for skanky girls
Who sleep round for a lark
The cheat test
Straps these pigs to buzzing deckchairs in Iraq (*)
Behaving like you're on Big Brother
Really shatters hearts
Every guy deserves his girl's respect
There are better ways to work things out
(Musical Interlude)
Try not to lose it,
You did not choose it,
Find facts then prove it.
The cheat test
Is for shifty types
Who sleep round for a lark
The cheat test
Straps these pigs to buzzing deckchairs in Iraq (*)
Behaving like you're on Big Brother
Really shatters hearts
Society decays without respect
We all need to try to work things out
The cheat test
What's your game?
Confiding, breaking hearts?
(Fade out)
In his pants, jacket and shoes so fine
Been lovin' parties, fooling around
Proving devilishly hard to find
Our empty fridge you won't find it
They're more full out in Pygmy Land, oh whoa
Night time is boring or exciting
Our credit card's at twenty grand, oh whoa
Try not to lose it,
You did not choose it,
Find facts then prove it.
Try not to lose it,
You did not choose it,
Find facts then prove it.
The cheat test
Is for sleazy guys
Who sleep round for a lark
The cheat test
Straps these pigs to buzzing deckchairs in Iraq (*)
Behaving like you're on Big Brother
Really shatters hearts
Every girl deserves her man's respect
There are better ways to work things out
Sweet then uptight and gushing then tough
And she answers things all roundabout
Mention the courier, she gets upset
Can't stand to see me 'round or hear me out
Try not to lose it,
You did not choose it,
Find facts then prove it.
The cheat test
Is for skanky girls
Who sleep round for a lark
The cheat test
Straps these pigs to buzzing deckchairs in Iraq (*)
Behaving like you're on Big Brother
Really shatters hearts
Every guy deserves his girl's respect
There are better ways to work things out
(Musical Interlude)
Try not to lose it,
You did not choose it,
Find facts then prove it.
The cheat test
Is for shifty types
Who sleep round for a lark
The cheat test
Straps these pigs to buzzing deckchairs in Iraq (*)
Behaving like you're on Big Brother
Really shatters hearts
Society decays without respect
We all need to try to work things out
The cheat test
What's your game?
Confiding, breaking hearts?
(Fade out)
(*) - The death penalty is in force for adultery in some Middle Eastern countries.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/duranduran23.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 891
