Sailin' out to sea babe, you're the boat of paradise
Be gone for a while, I suppose it won't be nice
When we're cleaning all day and drilling all night you hope we'd be heading due west
We're never going home because the captain failed the test

Her name's Wyoming and she dances on the sea
The blue crew never gets to go on liberty
The gold crew's at the bar, they're drinking without me
I wish those slackers would take this pig out to sea

Please crash upon a beach, please sink beneath the sea
Two dreamland fantasies, we know they'll never be
For my birthday, and Christmas too
But I know eventually I'll be coming home to you

Her name's Wyoming and she dances on the sea
The blue crew never gets to go on liberty
The gold crew's at the bar, they're drinking without me
I wish those slackers would take this pig out to sea

Hey now, look at that, there's water in the boat
As it rushes high, I hope I will die
Wyoming makes me cry-cry-cry
My prayers answered, guess luck was on my side
I tell you something, I know we are sinking!
I tell you something, I know we are sinking!

Her name's Wyoming and she dances on the sea
The blue crew never gets to go on liberty
The gold crew's at the bar they're drinking without me
I wish those slackers would take this pig out to sea
A message, finally, we're gonna make it there
It's time to go home so you bartenders beware
Wyoming-oming heading back to the home pier
Seems like the nightmare ends before it gets too near