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Song Parodies -> "The Fume That'll Kill"
Original Song Title:
"A View To A Kill"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Duran Duran
Parody Song Title:
"The Fume That'll Kill"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Eating food
Full of fume that'll kill
Pickled eggs in cabbage-cages, reekin' swill
Might try potpourri
Butt-tube blows the BLAM I'm baking
Swill goes through me
Now my bleepin' hole hurts, opening wide!
Ass-acreage pried!
A fistery gaping inside, the cheeks ig-nite ---
--- buns spill these ---
Pants, into the fire!
That anal hiss, is scalding me!
Pants, into the fire!
To anal sounds, of broken beans!
Pants, into the fire!
That anal hiss, is scalding me!
Pants, into the fire!
(You) Voice your food
Through the fume that'll kill
Between the flames, of ass-inflation's manly swill
My burst pistol-rear's
Foul as blow breaks from my body
Birds fly in fear
My stench chagrin is others' nosey pain
A gas ig-nites,
it's reachin' for the flame!
A gas ig-nites ---
--- butt-can brings ---
Pants, into the fire!
That anal hiss, is scalding me!
Pants, into the fire!
To anal sounds, of pork and beans!
Pants, into the fire!
That anal hiss, is scalding me!
Pants, into the fire!
Burnt third degree --- through the fume that'll kill !
Full of fume that'll kill
Pickled eggs in cabbage-cages, reekin' swill
Might try potpourri
Butt-tube blows the BLAM I'm baking
Swill goes through me
Now my bleepin' hole hurts, opening wide!
Ass-acreage pried!
A fistery gaping inside, the cheeks ig-nite ---
--- buns spill these ---
Pants, into the fire!
That anal hiss, is scalding me!
Pants, into the fire!
To anal sounds, of broken beans!
Pants, into the fire!
That anal hiss, is scalding me!
Pants, into the fire!
(You) Voice your food
Through the fume that'll kill
Between the flames, of ass-inflation's manly swill
My burst pistol-rear's
Foul as blow breaks from my body
Birds fly in fear
My stench chagrin is others' nosey pain
A gas ig-nites,
it's reachin' for the flame!
A gas ig-nites ---
--- butt-can brings ---
Pants, into the fire!
That anal hiss, is scalding me!
Pants, into the fire!
To anal sounds, of pork and beans!
Pants, into the fire!
That anal hiss, is scalding me!
Pants, into the fire!
Burnt third degree --- through the fume that'll kill !
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Somebody light a match! 555 gas masks.
Gahhh!! And a song that complements your parody. 'Kill' is right!! 5's
Johnny D's farted in here, Johnny D's farted in here...5s
Possibly the best fart parody ever.
A real laughing gas...
So Kenny isn't the only one that lit his fart on fire. . .very creative toilet humor--and you may want to buy some new pants. . .555
Woe is your kin, neigbours and the world... ;-)
LOL! Methinks I'll start a gross-out contest after the decathlon and SOTY tourneys are done. Fire-fire-five!
explosive !
fartastic stuff JD - 555
That is absolutely hilarous!!! 555
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