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Song Parodies -> "Nostradamus"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Me Amadeus"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Falco

Parody Song Title:

"Nostradamus"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

See famine Nostradamus!
Great earthquake Nostradamus!
Ooh!

The great king of terror, scare me!
King of terror, scare me!
The great king of terror, scare me!
King of terror, scare me!

Fire approaches the great New City... scare me!
New-new-new-new-New City, New City

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m... Mongols

Nostradamus Nostradamus, Nostradamus
Nostradamus Nostradamus, Nostradamus
Nostradamus Nostradamus, oh oh oh Nostradamus

Nostradamus Nostradamus, Nostradamus
Nostradamus Nostradamus, Nostradamus
Nostradamus Nostradamus, oh oh oh Nostradamus

(spoken)

1503, December 14, Michel Nostradame is born
1522, his parents send him to Montpellier to study medicine
1536, he loses his wife and two children to the plague
1538, Nostradamus is accused of heresy for saying that he was making devils
1550, Nostradamus publishes an almanac
1555, Nostradamus completed his first book of prophecies
On July 2, 1566, Nostradamus dies
2005, Amiright parody writer Tim Hall creates
Michel Nostradamus!

Nostradamus Nostradamus, Nostradamus
Nostradamus Nostradamus, Nostradamus
Nostradamus Nostradamus, oh oh oh Nostradamus

Nostradamus Nostradamus, Nostradamus
Nostradamus Nostradamus, Nostradamus
Nostradamus Nostradamus, oh oh oh Nostradamus

See famine Nostradamus!
Great earthquake Nostradamus!

An-an-an-an-Anti-Christ, Anti-Christ
An-an-an-an-Anti-Christ, Anti-Christ...

See famine Nostradamus!
Great earthquake Nostradamus!

M-M-M, Murder, Henry II
M-M-M, Murder, Henry II...

Did you see Hitler rise to power?
Did you see the Kennedy's dying?
Did you see 9-11 happen?
Oui! Oui! Oui!

Did you see Hitler rise to power?
Did you see the Kennedy's dying?
Did you see 9-11 happen?
Oui! Oui! Oui!

Nostradamus Nostradamus, Nostradamus
Nostradamus Nostradamus, Nostradamus
Nostradamus Nostradamus, oh oh oh Nostradamus
trhall@stuart.iit.edu
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John Barry - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved this, and thanks for the history lesson.
Kristof Robertson - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Quirky and educational; well done! 555
John the Grunt - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
This is totally bogus. He saw the rise to power of "Hister", his reference to 'JFK' is debatable at best and the 9-11 reference is totally spurious. 1-1-1
Dominic L. - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't figure out what lines go where, I won't vote, maybe it's because I don't quite remember TOS

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