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Fun Music Information -> Falco
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Band Name Origins:
- Bobo is entirely wrong. the name of the east german ski jumper is jens weissflog. Submitted by: rajendren
- Named after East German ski jumper Falko Weissflogg. Submitted by: Bobo
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Johann Hoelzel. Submitted by: Big Dipper
Also known as: Johann Hoezel. Submitted by: inthe80s.com
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Katherine Bianca - I think this was the name of Falco's child. I think she was born in 1986 and I think her mom's name is Isabella. Falco found out when she was a toddler that he was not her biological father and he really loved her and it probably really broke his heart to know that. I think her name is really pretty and I think she is lucky to know that Falco still thought of her as his daughter no matter what DNA said. Submitted by: Alana
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Knock Me Amadeus" | "Rock Me Amadeus" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Wreck Me Amadeus" | "Rock Me Amadeus" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Shock Me Amadeus" | "Rock Me Amadeus" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Avon Calling" | "Vienna Calling" | austria |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Rock Me Amadeus," | Mozart can't come back from dead to 'Rock' anyone! | Peter |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Rock Me Amadeus," Falco | "Here There and Everywhere," The Beatles |
| "Rock Me Amadeus," Falco | "I Hear A Symphony," The Supremes |
| "Vienna Calling," Falco | "Danke Schoen," Wayne Newton |
| "Rock Me Amadeus," Falco | "Love Will Find A Way," Pablo Cruise |
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Rock Moe Amadeus" originally "Rock Me Amadeus"
Victoria's Secret Agent Orange Marmalade
"Rock Meg Amadeus" originally "Rock Me Amadeus"
Victoria's Secret Agent Orange Marmalade
"Rock Mae Amadeus" originally "Rock Me Amadeus"
Victoria's Secret Agent Orange Marmalade
"Rock Mel Amadeus" originally "Rock Me Amadeus"
Victoria's Secret Agent Orange Marmalade
"Rock Men Amadeus" originally "Rock Me Amadeus"
Victoria's Secret Agent Orange Marmalade
Change a Letter:
"Rook Me Amadeus" originally "Rock Me Amadeus"
Victoria's Secret Agent Orange Marmalade
"Rock Ma Amadeus" originally "Rock Me Amadeus"
Victoria's Secret Agent Orange Marmalade
"Rack Me Amadeus" originally "Rock Me Amadeus"
Victoria's Secret Agent Orange Marmalade
"Sock Me Amadeus" originally "Rock Me Amadeus"
Victoria's Secret Agent Orange Marmalade
"Lock Me Amadeus" originally "Rock Me Amadeus"
Victoria's Secret Agent Orange Marmalade
There are additional Falco song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Rock Me Amadeus" | "Refresh Me Soda-Licious" | Larry Hensley |
| "Rock Me Amadeus" | "You Lie Dave Patraeus" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Rock Me Amadeus" | "What Happened In Vegas?" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Ganz Wien" | "Popiel" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "Rock Me Amadeus" | "Love You Megamind" | Monstermaster13 |
| "Rock Me Amadeus" | "Poke Me In The Anus" | Hu's On First |
| "Rock Me Amadeus" | "Hear me Dr. Zaius" | Mark Scotti |
| "Rock Me Amadeus" | "Rob Me I'm A Tourist" | Jeff Reuben |
| "Rock Me Amadeus" | "Rock Me Qrrbrrbirlbel" | Amanda |
| "Rock Me Amadeus" | "Rock Me Kage and JB (ode to Tenacious D)" | Havoc |
There are additional Falco song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Egoist | Ego Problems | Alana |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Rock This Town Stray Cats | Rock Me, Amadeus Falco | Rock This Town, Amadeus | Liza Lott |
| Rock Me Tonight Billy Squier | Rock Me Amadeus Falco | Rock Me Tonight, Amadeus | Little Old Lady Hu |
| (Let's Play) U.S.A. Peter Schilling | Rock Me Amadeus Falco | (Let's Play) Amadeus The ultimate duet between two german new wavers! (AKA) NDW. | Alana |
| Ich Bin Ein Auslander Pop Will Eat Itself | Der Kommissar Falco | Ich Bin Der Kommissar | Mikkoi |
| There are additional Falco duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"Rock Me Amadeus"
Misheard Lyrics: Emmerdale, Emmerdale
Original Lyrics: Amadeus, Amadeus
| "Vienna Calling"
Misheard Lyrics: Piano calling
Original Lyrics: Vienna calling
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"Rock Me Amadeus"
Misheard Lyrics: Dr. Phil, Dr. Phil
Original Lyrics: Amadeus, Amadeus
| "Der Kommissar"
Misheard Lyrics: Jog! Jog! Jog! Jog!
or Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Original Lyrics: Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja!
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| There are additional Falco misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Rock Me Amadeus"
Misheard Lyrics: Architecture, architecture
Original Lyrics: Amadeus, Amadeus
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke Didn't realize this was a song about Mozart. |
| There are additional Falco misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"The Adkin's Diet Song (Amedaus)"
Better Lyrics:
Dr. Adkins Dr. Adkins, Dr. Adkins Dr. Adkins, ooooooh Dr. Adkins
Help me Dr. Adkins
Help me Dr. Adkins
Original Lyrics:
Amedaus Amedaus, Amedaus Amedaus, ooooooh Amedaus
Rock me Amedaus
Rock me Amedaus
Submitted by: I_Love Lee_Cochran
"Rock Me Amadeus"
Better Lyrics:
Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, Sonic Sue Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, Sonic Sue
Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, oh oh oh Sonic Sue
Come on and rock me Sonic Sue
Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, oh oh oh Sonic Sue
Come on and rock me Sonic Sue
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus Amadeus,
Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus,
Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus
Come on and rock me Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus,
Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus
Come on and rock me Amadeus
Submitted by: Redlocks
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Der Kommissar"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Don't turn around
Oh oh, Der Kommissar's in town Oh oh Why They're Repetitive: I won't turn around, but you're just drawing more attention to us by repeating yourself so much!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
| "Rock Me Amadeus"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Amadeus, Amadeus, A-madeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, A-madeus, Amadeus, Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus. Why They're Repetitive: That's the whole chorus. Which must be sung about 10 times or so in the course of the song. Gets really rather annoying.
Submitted by: Scintilla
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Jeanny"
The Insincere Lyrics: Sie werden dich nicht finden
Niemand wird dich finden, du bist bei mir! Why They're Insincere: As loud as he's singing/saying that, half the world is about to know where she is
Submitted by: Andre Engels
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Cyberlove"
The Dirty Lyrics: computersex im onlinenet
Why They're Dirty: it's about having onlinesex...
Submitted by: mads.
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Macho Macho"
Opening Lines: macho macho
Comments: Submitted by: mads.
| "Cyberlove"
Opening Lines: cyber-ber-ber-berlove
Comments: Submitted by: mads
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| There are additional Falco spelling lyrics available. | |
Band Name Anagrams:
Of Cal Submitted by: Carrie Dawn Knight-Lee
Olaf C. Submitted by: Suzanne
O Calf Submitted by: Anna Faris Wheel
Focal Submitted by: Lightning Rod Blagojevich
Song Title Anagrams:
"Mock A Sure Dame" originally "Rock Me Amadeus"
Submitted by: Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Sue Adam Mocker" originally "Rock Me Amadeus"
Submitted by: Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Sue Me, Rock Adam" originally "Rock Me Amadeus"
Submitted by: Natalie Portmanteau Word
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Vienna Calling"
The Lyrics: Vienna
Why: Austrian main town.
Submitted by: mads.
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Songs That Are Banned:
"Jeanny"
This song hints about what goes on in the mind of a stalker, or so Falco said. However West German radio programmers refused to air it for "ethical reasons". Nonetheless, a West German news anchorman pushed for the song to be banned (his 2 teen daughters and a cousin had been abducted and later released) and several stations boycotted it. However some stations aired it and its video with a warning. Communist East Germany was lightening some its censorship up (Western rock bands like Iron Maiden and Joan Jett and the Blackhearts were allowed to tour there) but this song wasn't aired and playing it in nightclubs were VERBOTEN. Still, "Jeanny" topped the charts in Holland, Norway, Sweden, Switzerland, Falco's home nation of Austria and WEST GERMANY - for 13 weeks! Falco later scored with 2 "sequel" songs and they charted well in Europe without such a fuss or racket.
Submitted by: Rapists Are Evil Piles Of Stinking Puke
Hidden Messages:
"It's All Over Now, Baby Blue"
At the end, you can hear the saxaphonist (or possibly Falco) say, "Oh, shit" after he screws up on the last note.
Submitted by: MOR
