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Song Parodies -> "Ex-Lax"
Original Song Title:
"Relax"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Parody Song Title:
"Ex-Lax"
Parody Written by:
Mikey Squirrel
The Lyrics
I know this is an obvious title and it's been done to death, but I still want to share my contribution...
Aye-yi-aye-oooh, gotta get it out of me now
We-ell, uh-oh, we-ell, ugh
Chorus:
Ex-Lax, gets to it, when you need to go do it
Ex-Lax, will do it, when you wanna crap
Ex-Lax, just do it, it will help get you through it
Ex-Lax, will do it, when you wanna crap
When you wanna crap
(repeat chorus)
Crap oo-oo-ooh
I tried some Milk Of Magnesium (yea, yea, yea, yea, yea)
Would not stop my constipation (oh no, oh no)
It's my goal, to fill that bowl
Gotta push it (push it), push it (push it)
Push it out of my asshole, ow, ow, ow
My asshole really hurts me
(1, 2 tablets)
Ex-Lax, just do it, Ex-Lax, when you wanna crap
Crap, oh-oooh-uuuh
Whoa, I'm crapping, I'm crapping, yea, yea, yea!
(chorus)
When you wanna crap, crap
Ow, ow, ow, ow, crap, I see it, I feel it
Ex-Lax, gets to it, when you need to go do it, Ex-Lax, will do it
Ex-Lax, just do it, it will help get you through it, Ex-Lax, will do it
It works almost every time, hey! Crap
We-ell, uh-oh, we-ell, ugh
Chorus:
Ex-Lax, gets to it, when you need to go do it
Ex-Lax, will do it, when you wanna crap
Ex-Lax, just do it, it will help get you through it
Ex-Lax, will do it, when you wanna crap
When you wanna crap
(repeat chorus)
Crap oo-oo-ooh
I tried some Milk Of Magnesium (yea, yea, yea, yea, yea)
Would not stop my constipation (oh no, oh no)
It's my goal, to fill that bowl
Gotta push it (push it), push it (push it)
Push it out of my asshole, ow, ow, ow
My asshole really hurts me
(1, 2 tablets)
Ex-Lax, just do it, Ex-Lax, when you wanna crap
Crap, oh-oooh-uuuh
Whoa, I'm crapping, I'm crapping, yea, yea, yea!
(chorus)
When you wanna crap, crap
Ow, ow, ow, ow, crap, I see it, I feel it
Ex-Lax, gets to it, when you need to go do it, Ex-Lax, will do it
Ex-Lax, just do it, it will help get you through it, Ex-Lax, will do it
It works almost every time, hey! Crap
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