Musk is moving X to Texas
Likes how they think about gender identity
Musk is moving X to Texas
Because he thinks like bumpkins in Tennessee

Xavier was born as his son
A shrill, autistic, gay goon
Transitioned to Vivian
Musk said his maleness was doomed
He now sees Californians
As lacking in sanity
Keeping gender change news from parents
As a law that is looney

Musk is moving X to Texas
Likes how they legislate gender identity
Musk is moving X to Texas
Because he thinks like Rumpkins in Kentucky

Musk said "woke" made his son his daughter
Created freaky kin
Said he was tricked when he signed that time
For a gender affirming sin
That damned transgender medication
He regrets each night
Wishes that Viv was more like himself
Wasn't Left but Right

Musk is moving X to Texas
Likes how they think about gender identity
Musk is moving X to Texas
Because he thinks like mags in Mississippi

The magaT train he's ridin'
You could say his ethics died
He thinks like Dumpkins in Tennessee