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Fun Music Information -> George Strait
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
George Strait and Alan Jackson, George StraightJokes:
Q. What was George Strait doing on the seashores of old Mexico? A. Looking for Sand Pesos. Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
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Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Pure Country" | Played "Dusty", a country singer. Spawned the hit, "I Cross My Heart" basically played himself, pretty wooden performance - JJscott |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| George Crookid | The opposite of straight (as in smooth) misspelt. | Joe Kurr |
| George Bi | IF he became a "Switch Hitter"! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| George Fades | He's retiring after 3 decades | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Yellow By Morning" | "Amarillo By Morning" | Amanda Svenson |
| "Armadillo By Morning" | "Amarillo By Morning" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "All my exes are anorexics" | "All my exes live in Texas" | DeenaBabe |
| "All My Exes Change Their Sexes" | "All My Exes Live In Texas" | SMyler |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Let's Fall To Pieces Together ," | No people can literally fall to pieces | Daniel |
| "I'm Never Going To Let You Go," | Eventually you will have to. | Yvette Bristle |
| "4-3=0," | How did you pass math class? | Dylan Arthur |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Colour My World," Chicago | "Baby Blue," George Strait | |
| "Here For The Party," Gretchen Wilson | "Here For A Good Time," George Strait | |
| "Baby I Lied," Deborah Allen | "That's The Truth," George Strait | |
| "She Loves You," The Beatles | "I Know She Still Loves Me," George Strait | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"The Chai" originally "The Chair"
Now it's a song about black herbal tea. :D
Edward
"I Cross My Hart" originally "I Cross My Heart"
Peter
"I Cross My Heat" originally "I Cross My Heart"
Peter
"I Ate Everything" originally "I Hate Everything"
Dobbs
"Maria Del Rey" originally "Marina Del Rey"
U. Carrie Oats
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Amarillo By Mourning" originally "Amarillo By Morning"
Same pronunciation; different meaning
U. Carrie Oats
"Stars Own The Water" originally "Stars On The Water"
Corinne Auterlehr
"Stars On The Waiter" originally "Stars On The Water"
Edward
"Carrying Your Lover With Me" originally "Carrying Your Love With Me"
Peter
"Carrying Your Clove With Me" originally "Carrying Your Love With Me"
Peter
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"I Can't Sue Texas From Here" originally "I Can't See Texas From Here"
Edward
"All My Ex's Live In Texts" originally "All My Ex's Live In Texas"
Hugh Boettcher
"You Look So Food In Love" originally "You Look So Good In Love"
Said the cannibal before he cooked the lovers.
Peter
"Ice In The Hole" originally "Ace In The Hole"
Peter
"Abe In The Hole" originally "Ace In The Hole"
Peter
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Feb 13
a parody of "The Cowboy Rides Away" by George Strait
A beach bum and a doctor on a Caribbean island.
James Thompson: (wmv)
Aug 19
a parody of "Seashores of Old Mexico" by George Strait
Grabbing a quick bite from a mom and pop convenience store can be a chancy encounter
soundclick: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "All My Ex's Live In Texas" | "Musk Is Moving X To Texas" | eeL deaL |
| "All My Exes Live in Texas" | "All My Exes Changed Their Sexes" | Onslaught |
| "I Saw God Today" | "I Saw Peace Tonight" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "The Cowboy Rides Away" | "The Pigeon Flied Away" | Darius Whitehead |
| "All My Exes Live In Texas" | "All the Facts is in Trump's Taxes" | Rick Duncan |
| "Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind?" | "Did SpongeBob Ever Make Us Laugh?" | Darius Whitehead |
| "If You're Thinking You Want A Stranger" | "If You Think Of Playing Drawception" | Darius and Matthew |
| "All My Ex's Live in Texas" | "So Robotnik Teaches Science" | Darius Whitehead |
| "Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind?" | "Does Marc Radtke Ever Creep You Out?" | Darius Whitehead |
| "Heartland" | "Motel Room" | EWOP |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Write This Down | Bic Pens | Edward |
| Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind? | Fort Worth Board of Tourism | Ed |
| Write This Down | Mead Notebooks | Lance Wilson |
| Cowboys Like Us | Dude Ranch Vacations | Ed |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| All My Exes Live In Texas | Texas Tourism Bureau | Big Mark |
| All My Exes Live In Texas | Marriage counselors/Dating services in that state | Ingeborg S. Nordén |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Lily Was Here David A. Stewart featuring Candy Dulfer | Here For A Good Time George Strait | Lily Was Here For A Good Time | Edward |
| Blue Rose Is Pam Tillis | Here For A Good Time George Strait | Blue Rose Is Here For A Good Time | Edward |
| The Little Old Lady From Pasadena Jan & Dean | Texas George Strait | The Little Old Lady From Pasadena, Texas Pasadena, Texas is the largest suburb of Houston. | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
| I Was Made For Loving You Kiss | The Seashores Of Old Mexico George Strait | I Was Made For Loving You On The Seashores Of Old Mexico | Edward |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Boy George Strait
Boy George combined with George Strait
Quite the odd combo!
Submitted By: John
Gaye & Strait
Marvin Gaye combined with George Strait
Submitted By: crazydon
Dire George Strait
Dire Straits combined with George Strait
Lord knows he needs the money!
Submitted By: Opium Taylor
George And Gloria, Gay Nor Strait
George Strait combined with Gloria Gaynor
If ever both should decide that they are asexual
Submitted By: Dorothy Jansen
There are additional George Strait Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Leavin's Been Coming for a Long, Long Time"
Misheard Lyrics: It's a hard road to travel from blacktop to scrabble and the next hill is the hard-on I've climbed.
Original Lyrics: It's a hard road to travel from blacktop to gravel, and the next hill is the hardest I've climbed.
| "Leavin's Been Coming for a Long, Long Time"
Misheard Lyrics: I packed up my fruitcake and farted in my pickup, so many times in my mind.
Original Lyrics: I packed up my suitcase and started my pickup, so many times in my mind.
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"Check Yes or No"
Misheard Lyrics: Up and down the whore
Original Lyrics: Up and down the hall
| "Amarillo by Morning"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll be looking for eight for when they pull that gig,
And I hope that judge ain't lying. Original Lyrics: I'll be looking for eight for when they pull that gate,
And I hope that judge ain't blind |
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Amarillo by Morning"
Misheard Lyrics: I’ll be f***in' at the county fair
Original Lyrics: I’ll be buckin' at the county fair
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Shawn Vielee I had to slow the song down to hear what he actually said at a normal speed it sounds like he said something else. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"All My Ex's Live In Texas"
Better Lyrics:
Musk is moving X to Texas
Because he thinks like bumpkins in Tennessee
Because he thinks like bumpkins in Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
But all my exes live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee
Submitted by: eeL deaL
"Living And Living Well"
Better Lyrics:
There's a difference in living and living well
You can't smoke a bowl all by yourself
You can't smoke a bowl all by yourself
Original Lyrics:
There's a difference in living and living well
You can't have it all all by yourself
You can't have it all all by yourself
Submitted by: Linus Pierce
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Ocean Front Property"
The Funny Lyrics: I've got some ocean front property in arizona from my front porch you can see the sea iõve got some ocean front property in arizona an if youll buy that ill throw the golden gate in free
Why They're Funny: The logic behind seeing the sea in arizona which is in the middle of the u.S. and very very dry. and that he'll throw in the golden gate...Definitely a good line.
Submitted by: Grey Swann
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Run"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Straight in a straight line
Why They're Repetitive: What makes this even more painful is I just realized that this is also sung by George Strait
Submitted by: Bill Dye
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You're in someone else's arms in Dallas
Does Fort Worth ever cross your mind? Why They're Nonsensical: In the whole song, the singer acts as though his ex-girlfriend or whatever is so far away, being in Dallas, and him in Fort Worth. Fort Worth is 20 miles from Dallas!!!
Submitted by: Celeste
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Run"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Find a truck and fire it up
Lean on the gas, lean off the clutch Leave Dallas in the dust I need you in a rush, so baby run Why They're Misrhymed: This is the worst series of lines where the words are close enough to rhyming to just be bad. Truck, up, clutch, dust, and rush are all spoken as if to rhyme. It hurts me.
Submitted by: Bdye44
| "Write This Down"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: You can find a chisel, I can find a stone
Folks will be readin' these words long after we're gone Why They're Misrhymed: No! No, no and no.
Submitted by: Carolee
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Troubadour"
The Lyrics: Sometimes I feel like Jesse James, still trying to make a name.
Who They Mention: the outlaw Jesse James
Submitted by: Edward
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Run"
The Lyrics: If you ain't got a suitcase get a box.
Or an old brown paper sack. Pack it light or pack it heavy Take a truck, take a Chevy Baby just come back. Product Brand Name: Chevy (Chevrolet)
Submitted by: Bob
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Ace In the Hole"
Opening Lines: You've got to have an ace in the hole.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Adalida"
Opening Lines: Adalida, pretty little Cajun queen
Comments: Submitted by: William Ransom
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"The Cowboy Rides a Way" originally "The Cowboy Rides Away"
Submitted by: Not the Same Bob
"Let's Fall To Pieces To Get Her" originally "Let's Fall To Pieces Together"
Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Star Son The Water" originally "Stars On The Water"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"These Ash Ores Of Old Mexico" originally "The Seashores Of Old Mexico"
Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
Band Name Anagrams:
Georgie Tarts Submitted by: Lori Sifferan
Test Gorge, Ira Submitted by: Rachel
Test Gear, Igor Submitted by: Rachel
Sit, Great Ogre! Submitted by: Calop
Gate Grit Rose Submitted by: Stu L. Pigeon
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Aid A Lad" originally "Adalida"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Add A 'La'" originally "Adalida"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Moss Earth, I Cry" originally "I Cross My Heart"
Submitted by: Bridal Shower Curtain Call Waiting Room
"He Tore Sashes Of Old Mexico" originally "The Seashores Of Old Mexico"
Submitted by: Julian
"A Hostess Of Old Mexico Here" originally "The Seashores Of Old Mexico"
Submitted by: Julian
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"M.I.A. Down In MIA"
The Lyrics: I'm going M.I.A. down in MIA.
Why: George says he's going "missing in action" in the U.S. city of Miami Florida. "MIA" is an abbreviation for the city's name.
Submitted by: Edward
| "She Let Herself Go"
The Lyrics: Let herself go on a singles' cruise, to Vegas once then to Honolulu. Let herself go to New York City, a week at the spa came back knocked out pretty.
Why: The U.S. cities of Las Vegas Nevada, Honolulu Hawaii, and New York City New York.
Submitted by: Edward
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Song Title Acrostics:
GO: "Go On"
The acrostic is also the first word of the title!
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Milk Bough Clues" originally "Milk Cow Blues"
Submitted by: Adlai Alda
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Easy Come, Easy Go"
The Lyrics: Goodbye, farewell, so long, vaya con Dios good luck. Wish you well take it slow, easy come girl, easy go.
Why: Vaya con Dios is Spanish for "go with God".
Submitted by: Edward
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Storage Grate originally "George Strait"
Submitted by: Country
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"Friday Night Fever"
The Lyrics: So I sit here while she's staying home
Watching Dallas on T.V. Why: Dallas, a prime time television soap opera that aired on CBS from 1978 to 1991.
Submitted by: Bob
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