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Song Parodies -> "Concreter"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall and Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Concreter"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

His muscles are taut and tight
The tanned and burly type
Rippled and smooth
Makes bimbo's heartbeats soar
Buildings creating
Ooh he's flirting with you
As he does a concrete pour

So how can you fail to see
Legs of steel like coconut trees
His body is styled
Adonis framed and the lure of a swaggerer
That doesn't matter
Now I'm viewing enough
His pants slippin' down too far

Oh I've seen his bum
Wishing he would pull them up
It looks really dumb
He's a concreter
Big flash of his bum
Glance of it will crack you up
Just like all his chums
He's a concreter

And now as if right on cue
He's whistling at you
He's basic man
Impresses mates by ripping off a fart
Mind's empty matter
Ooh the body is there
But I bet his name is Bart

Oh I've seen his bum
Wishin' he would pull them up
Big flash of his bum
He's a concreter
Oh I've seen his bum
Such annoyance so fed up
Bet his brain is numb
He's a concreter

(one minute of jackhammer sounds)

Stare with odium (it's his bum)
Watch out or you'll view his rump
Head's a big vacuum (clod flouts)
He's a concreter
Empty cranium (he's a concreter)
Carp'nter's crack showing up
Fee fi fo fo fum (he's so dumb)
He's a concreter

Oh I've seen his bum (notch out!)
(It's givin' me such a fright!)
Bet his friends are plumb- (ers so dumb)
He's a concreter
Oh I've seen his bum (he's a concreter)
The sighting is vile ooh
Oh here comes his bum (here it comes)
Notch out ploy! notch out ploy!
Oh oh there's his bum
Oh notch out! notch out! notch out! notch out!
So sick of his bum (notch out!)
He's a concreter

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8
Total Votes: 4

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mac - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... funny stuff.
Johnny D - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Notch out
Notch out man
I've got to be
A notch out man
Birgitta - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This cracked me up. :-D (no pun intended,really) GJ
alvin rhodes - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHA...good one....digusting subject, but funny...i didn't vote on your other entry, cause i din't know the song, but it was funny, too
Royce Miller - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, you two
Diva - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Great Job !!! Excellent!! Too bad he didn't have buns-o-crete to match the rest of him! =)
Rick D - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Spend a lot of time around construction sites, do we?
Jan Unwin - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
And I thought that problem only existed in refrigerator repairmen. 5-5-5
Paul Wooten - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Bummin' around, livin' on handouts....gettin' stoned....I know where you and Jim from "TAXI" been spendin' yer time. It's 5 o'clock somewhere:-D
Mari D - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Guess what his head is filled with? I hate the original song. Thanks for putting different words in my head!
Troy - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this one really cracked me up, so bloody funny I pissed meself laughin'!!!!! I wonder why so many fat construction workers like to expose plumbers crack? The probably wear the same type of pants hehehehe!!! Anyways gave you all 5's, one of the best parodies I've seen all week. I myself have done two parodies similar to this which both are called "Plumbers Crack", one being a parody of Beach Boys' "Barbara Ann" and the other being a parody of the Mamas & The Papas' "Creeque Alley", if you want to check them out click on the following hyperlink which is all my parodies: http://www.amiright.com/cgi-bin/search_authors.cgi?AUTHORTroyAUTHOR Cheers Troy
mandamoo - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHA ! PERFECT !!! Btw Troy, I think the shorts you refer to are 'stubbies' . That reminds me, I used to remember seeing concreters wearing handkerchiefs knotted on their heads ! Sadly, those characters are long gone....
Kim L - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one! I love the original, and this just cracked me up. Well written and hilarious.
Guy - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't look, crack kills. Loved this one and you all finally did a song that I know. A lot of your stuff I DKTOS and I don't usually comment on DKTOS stuff, but I know you two always produce quality parody. Well done!
Johnny D - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
And earlier, I did indeed vote 5-5-5 for this cheeky parody.
Meriadoc - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank-you everyone. I have always hated Hall and Oates so I was happy to 'improve' this one! ;-)
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Jeff Reuben - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent!
Troy - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Hahahahahahaha over the past 2 years I've been reading this parody and it still "cracks" me up so I thought I'd give this another ratings of 5s as it's one of the best parodies I've ever read!!! Mate you gotta get someone to sing this song and release it on a CD as I can guarentee it will "crack" everyone up!!!

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