Song Parodies -> "Aragorn the 8th"

Original Song Title:

"Henry The 8th I Am"

Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Aragorn the 8th"

Parody Written by:

Phyllis Callavicci

The Lyrics

Me and my dad came up with this while listening to one of his burned C.Ds. It all started when Dad accidentally said Frodo instead of Willy. Yes like in the original most of the verses repeat themselves. Cool for anyone who likes The Lord of the Rings

I'm Aragorn the 8th I am.
Aragorn the 8th I am I am.
I got married to the elf next door.
She's been married seven times before.
And every one was an Aragorn, (Aragorn)
she wouldn't have a Frodo or a Sam. (no Sam)
I'm her 8th old man I'm Aragorn,
Aragorn the 8th I am

Second verse same as the first

I'm Aragorn the 8th I am.
Aragorn the 8th I am I am.
I got married to the elf next door.
She's been married seven times before.
And every one was an Aragorn, (Aragorn)
she wouldn't have a Frodo or a Sam. (no Sam)
I'm her 8th old man I'm Aragorn,
Aragorn the 8th I am

(guitar solo)

I'm Aragorn the 8th I am.
Aragorn the 8th I am I am.
I got married to the elf next door.
She's been married seven times before.
And every one was an Aragorn, (Aragorn)
she wouldn't have a Frodo or a Sam. (no Sam)
I'm her 8th old man I'm Aragorn,
Aragorn the 8th I am

AR-AG-O-R-N
Aragorn (Aragorn) Aragorn (Aragorn)
Aragorn the 8th I am I am
Aragorn the 8th I am

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The Caca Man - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment

It always brings a smile to my face when you get the decade wrong. Of course it should be 60's, but I love this parody just as it is. Good job on everything (including the content, which is great too), so I have to 5,5,5 this parody.

Michael Pacholek - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment

A cute idea, and hopefully the Ringheads won't get upset. Imagine, Arwen (the movie version, anyway) being married seven times before! BTW, this song (as done by the Hermits) came out in 1965, not the '80s... the original version in 1911 (I've long since forgotten who did it).

Arwen - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Yeah...this Arwen's been married ZERO times before...and I'd like to say, for the record, that if I can't make it work with the first seven Aragorns I marry...I'm moving on to a different first name.

Phyllis Callavicci - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks guys, sorry about the date. I looked it up on google, not always a good idea. Good luck to ya Arwen.

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