-> "I Want a Big Hug"
Original Song Title:
"I Want a New Drug"
Parody Song Title:
"I Want a Big Hug"
The Lyrics
I want a big hug
One that's mushy as ick
One that folds me full circular
And make me feel all love-sick
I want a big hug
One that won't make me flinch
One that won't make my breathless high
Or crush me in the clinch
Wonderin' if theses verses
Ponderin' all of you
Really make you feel Merry's steel and Pip's fem too?
Keep readin' why don't you....
I want a big hug
From a cute girl
Pressed up tight to her jugs
Leaves me in a whirl
I want a big hug
From a tall hunky guy
One that will set my heart aflight
One that will make me squeeze his thighs
So we left this conundrum
From Mer and Pip to you
Do either of us sit a bit when number one is due?
We haven't left no clues
Or you missed 'em too maybe
(Really endless trendy Huey Lewisy music that we can only endure for the sake of this parody)
I want a big hug
From a fem or a butch
One that could make me nelly bad
Or that could make me beefy good
I want a big hug
Don't start to pout
But you just keep your hands in sight
Or you may get knocked out
This is a public service
Fondly from us to you
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