-> "Powerdeck"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Powerslave"
 (MP3)  
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Powerdeck"
				Parody Written by: 
TheAnswerIsNo
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			TTTO "Powerslave" -- Iron Maiden
by Shimmy
Into the puddle they fall - My deck's horrendous
Opponents laugh at my cards - watching me go
Green is the kavu, the elf, and thorn -
elemental
Cards in my deck with no purpose - picked them again!
Tell me why I had to make a Powerdeck
I don't wanna suck, I need cards,
So I can play on!
When my "Grizzly Bear" dies,
All around is laid waste,
And in my last hour,
I'm a Slave to the Power of Black.
When I was playing as white - Tears were my shame.
Play "Blinding Angel" and it -
was confiscated with ease.
So bring me the orcs and
Red cards so no one can beat me,
Shimmy made a bet 'gainst my deck -
And He will die too.
Tell me why I had to make a Powerdeck
I don't wanna suck, I need cards,
So I can play on!
When my "Grizzly Bear" dies,
All around is laid waste,
And in my last hour,
I'm a Slave to the Power of Blue.
I made a point system for trades, makes sense in my brain.
Traded a rare for 3 lands -
and "Throne of Bone"
For "nightscape master" I'll trade -
4000 Mages,
But Joseph's Black deck from hell -
will strike from the grave!
Tell me why I had to make a Powerdeck
I don't wanna suck, I need cards,
So I can play on!
When my "Grizzly Bear" dies,
All around is laid waste,
And in my last hour,
I'm a Slave to the Power of Black.
"Yavimaya" is the power of Death...
Its "Embrace" is Power of Death...
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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