-> "The Scooper"
Original Song Title:
"The Trooper"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Scooper"
The Lyrics
Do you want a bite or do you want a scoop?
There's lots of flavors so I'll let you choo-oose...
Go wait in line if you want a snack
'Cause once you stay, there's no turning ba-ack...
The door opens, the day begins...
Helping customers and it's a cinch
Bells are ringing and blenders whir
As the end of the day is near
Ah oh oh oh whoa oh oh ohh...
Ah oh oh oh whoa oh oh oh-ohh...!
It's rush time hour, so we've got to run
There's a lot that has to be done
We have to race towards the clock on the wall
As we're obeying our customers' every ca-all...
We have vanilla, chocolate and strawberry now
And everybody comes back for another rou-ound...
Hope you enjoy, come back another day
Before you leave, don't forget to pay!
Oh oh oh oh whoa oh oh ohh...!
Ah oh oh oh whoa oh oh oh-ohh...!
*instrumental break*
We'll have to close once it's night time
I'm making sure everything is in li-ine
All my utensils are here, I know
That means my store is good to go-o
And as I leave there, glaring at the sky
My stomach's empty, my throat is dry-y
And as I go on my way back home
I grab a scoop to enjoy on my own!
Ah oh oh oh whoa oh oh ohh...!
Ah oh oh oh whoa oh oh ohh...!
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