-> "Coast City Comics"
Original Song Title:
"The Number of The Beast"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Coast City Comics"
The Lyrics
I come alone, or with a friend
I need to blow off steam and get this drama off my mind
Who do I see, It's Tristan G!
He's got the latest DC, Marvel & obscure fantasy
There's pinball tables, arcade machines
And friendly staff who make sure the place is squeaky clean
Cause though times change, it's always there
That special place that makes me smile and lifts me from despair
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!
Wallet's stacked, there's no use holding back
Is it a brand new tee, Or Funko Pop for me
Vintage action figures on my list
Negative energy, I will soon expel
6, 3 4, Located on Congress St
Take, me to
The store called Coast City
Punk rock plays in the speakers all day
Board Games and sets of dices never in short supply
Alpha Flight, Man of Steel & Dark Knight
Selection's second to none, their work's never done
6, 3 4, Located on Congress St
Take, me to
The store called Coast City
(guitar solo)
Don't try to steal, or they'll inform the law
Is this shop for real, or the place of our dreams
And I feel drawn to tales of zombie hordes
They seem to mesmerize...hungry evil eyes
6, 3 4, Located on Congress St
6, 3 4, The place for you and me
I'm coming back, same time next week
To buy that 11” statue of Mystique
The latest Starfire, The new X-Force
Or any series published by Image or Dark Horse
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