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Song Parodies -> "Love Minks"

Original Song Title:

"Love StinksLove Minks He loves fur, Him shoved wi"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Love Minks"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He loves fur,
Him shoved within,
But he loves no ugly elk.
No terrapin!
And so he goes
To the cage and pries
Thing. . .breaks the lock
And then he feasts his eyes.
He's had a few
Steady-the-nerves drinks.
His thing's impure. . .

Loves minks,
Yeah, yeah!
Loves minks,
Yeah, yeah!

Screw by screw and ride by ride--
Love with those shiny-coat critters
He is astride.
You hear them squall;
He starts to ball.
He can't deny
His true amour.

He don't care for any cat-paramour fling;
All he can bray is:

"Love minks!
Yeah, yeah!
"Love minks!
Yeah, yeah!"

He's been through Fidos,
He's been through skinks,
He's been through narwhals. . .

Loves minks,
Loves minks,
Yeah, yeah!
Loves minks,
Yeah, yeah!

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TJC - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Pet-o-five-ophilia!
alvin - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
about time someone gave minks their day in the sun
PETA-me - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Sleazy, Duke o'Nay & Bray, this is worse than L/meat !
Stan Hall - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Everybody (except maybe Jeff Lebowski) loves a good weasel song, and this one ferreted three fives out of me

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