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Song Parodies -> "Girlfriends in the Night"
Original Song Title:
"Mermaid in the Night"
Original Performer:
Jimmy Buffett
Parody Song Title:
"Girlfriends in the Night"
Parody Written by:
Michael T. Mondak
The Lyrics
In the span of thirteen years of grade school, I had as many girlfriends. This is a ballad about all of them.
In kindergarten, I had a girlfriend
Her name was Jasmine and she was a great friend
Then in first grade I had another one
This one had the name of Frances Sarcona
Second grade the girl was a different one
This time her name was Rebakah Mauck
When I got to third grade, yet another one
This time her name was Tara Kelly
They were all great friends
Came from my same school
Look out, Loretta
I've got a great girlfriend
They were all great friends
They were girlfriends in the night
I got to fourth grade, and had another girl
Her name was Martha Vann, who I played soccer with
Then in fifth grade, there was yet another
Her name was Sheila and she was a hockey fan
In sixth grade I had another one
This time her name was Kalynn, you might guess
Then in middle school and in high school, too
I went after the girls from an older class
They were all great friends
Came from the same school
Look out, Loretta
I've got a great girlfriend
They were all great friends
They were girlfriends in the night
They were all great friends
Came from the same school
Look out, Loretta
I've got a great girlfriend
They were all great friends
They were girlfriends in the night
Girlfriends in the night
They were girlfriends in the night
Her name was Jasmine and she was a great friend
Then in first grade I had another one
This one had the name of Frances Sarcona
Second grade the girl was a different one
This time her name was Rebakah Mauck
When I got to third grade, yet another one
This time her name was Tara Kelly
They were all great friends
Came from my same school
Look out, Loretta
I've got a great girlfriend
They were all great friends
They were girlfriends in the night
I got to fourth grade, and had another girl
Her name was Martha Vann, who I played soccer with
Then in fifth grade, there was yet another
Her name was Sheila and she was a hockey fan
In sixth grade I had another one
This time her name was Kalynn, you might guess
Then in middle school and in high school, too
I went after the girls from an older class
They were all great friends
Came from the same school
Look out, Loretta
I've got a great girlfriend
They were all great friends
They were girlfriends in the night
They were all great friends
Came from the same school
Look out, Loretta
I've got a great girlfriend
They were all great friends
They were girlfriends in the night
Girlfriends in the night
They were girlfriends in the night
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Hmmm... Imagine my surprise, seeing MY DAUGHTER listed in your song. I'm not sure if I should be annoyed or amused.
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