Pile o' food - I'm gonna stack it up
You nick it all, you're gonna snack it up
Stand tall? You're young and kinda round
Look like a space-hopper when you're lying on the ground

If you see some food around, I know you're gonna try it
You're thinking like a fool, cause it's a case of do or diet
You say you're slimming down, well I'm gonna eat my hat
You're more than just a little bit fat
You've got another chin coming

You've got another chin coming

That's right, here's where the diet begins
We're cutting down on your - twenty-seven chins
I know it's hard watching what you eat
And I've watched you eating bread and fat and meat

If you think I'll sit around while you suck up my food
Listen, I ain't fooling, and you'd better listen good
You know you told me that you would emaciate
You haven't even lost any weight
You've got another chin coming

You've got another chin coming
You've got another chin coming

Abstinence you promised me, I might have known you'd cheat, sir
What'd I see when I came in: a leaning tower of PIZZA

While it's hot, so hungry I could eat a horse
There just ain't room for a second course
Not strong - is it insecurity
Eating mash, you're aiming for infinity, Yeah

If you think I'll sit around and watch my lunch go by
Well, I can see you drool, cause it's a crate of apple pie
If you don't look, you won't see me tucking in
You can have some when you're thin
You've got another chin coming

You've got another chin coming