-> "Jared Kushner Eyes"
Original Song Title:
"Bette Davis Eyes"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jared Kushner Eyes"
The Lyrics
He has a hollow soul
Eyes always on the prize
His hands are clammy cold
He's got Jared Kushner eyes
He'll turn the tables on you
After giving advice
That's BS, now you know
He's got Jared Kushner eyes
Seems to please you, then he'll squeeze you
In the end he will unease you
It's a snow job and a blow job
For those that he so well knows, mob
Hangs with Cosa Nostrans and made guys
He's got Jared Kushner eyes
Each orb is like a stone
That is devoid of life
He's sterile to the bone
He's got Jared Kushner eyes
He loves some Russians too
Even more than his wife
Dad-in-law'd love to screw
He wants Jared Kushner's prize
He's got no soul and he's so troll
He is weak, always piqued, has no role
It's a snow job and a blow job
From the man who's ho' o' mob
Also hangs out with made guys
And has Jared Kushner eyes
Both will squeeze you and unease you
In the end neither will please you
It's a snow job and a blow job
For Putin who says "Do yo' job"!
Each is cold and full of lies, they've got Jared Kushner eyes
They'll squeeze you
They'll unease you
These diseased two
They've got Jared Kushner eyes
It's a snow job
Cosa No' mob
A troll's throb
They've got Jared Kushner eyes
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