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Song Parodies -> "Jesus What a Bunch of Lies"
Original Song Title:
"Bettie Davis Eyes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kim Carnes
Parody Song Title:
"Jesus What a Bunch of Lies"
Parody Written by:
Gary Main
The Lyrics
Smile
This shit is getting old;
They always act surprised
How can they be so bold?
Jesus what a bunch of Lies
They try to sell it on you,
And make it all sound nice.
Theres something you dont know;
They've got other things in mind!
And they need you,
So they bleed you.
and the truth is they deceived you
its atrocious, and they know
Just everyone will Trust ole George Bush.
The money is gone, and men have died
They have Oil Wells in mind!
He wants to take the Throne;
and fix the prices right!
As long as you stay home,
Youll never catch his lies!
He'll put new taxes on you.
Squeeze you tight as a vise!
Until your face is blue
Jesus what a bunch of Lies
He'll dispose you,
When he wants to.
Hope you're pleased,
With the line of shit he feeds you
he's ferocious, when he knows
That half of what he says just ain't true!
Republicans Think hes Just Fine,
Jesus what a bunch of Lies
And they need you,
So they bleed you.
and the truth is they deceived you
its atrocious, and they know
Just everyone will Trust ole George Bush.
The money is gone, and men have died
They have Oil Wells in mind!
They always act surprised
How can they be so bold?
Jesus what a bunch of Lies
They try to sell it on you,
And make it all sound nice.
Theres something you dont know;
They've got other things in mind!
And they need you,
So they bleed you.
and the truth is they deceived you
its atrocious, and they know
Just everyone will Trust ole George Bush.
The money is gone, and men have died
They have Oil Wells in mind!
He wants to take the Throne;
and fix the prices right!
As long as you stay home,
Youll never catch his lies!
He'll put new taxes on you.
Squeeze you tight as a vise!
Until your face is blue
Jesus what a bunch of Lies
He'll dispose you,
When he wants to.
Hope you're pleased,
With the line of shit he feeds you
he's ferocious, when he knows
That half of what he says just ain't true!
Republicans Think hes Just Fine,
Jesus what a bunch of Lies
And they need you,
So they bleed you.
and the truth is they deceived you
its atrocious, and they know
Just everyone will Trust ole George Bush.
The money is gone, and men have died
They have Oil Wells in mind!
Gary Main11/19/2003All Rights Reserved.
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Jesus is after me [J ewish E lders S ociety U nder S atan] these men are very powerful for they control the thoughts of many, like a power pole for thought. these lirics are true
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