-> "God Help The USA"
Original Song Title:
"God Bless The USA"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"God Help The USA"
The Lyrics
If tomorrow all the things were gone
You relied on to survive
Like workers' rights and healthcare
And the roads on which you drive
Would you blame the guy you voted for?
Or simply stand up straight and say:
That the flag still stands for freedom
'less you're black, or trans, or gay
God, I'm glad I'm not an American
Where nostalgia rules, it seems
For the straight white men running things
And they got to be free
So they cheer as Trump is racist
And welcome back the KKK
'Cause there ain't no doubt
They'll fuck that land
God help the U.S.A.
Pete Hesgeth heading up Defense?
And Matt Gaetz as the AG
(Oops.. he's gone, now Pam Bondi)
From C to U-N-T
Kristi Noem, Homeland Security
Health? Robert Fucking K??
All hand-picked to fuck things up
I guess that Putin's got his way
So I'm relieved I'm not an American
Ya know, my healthcare is free
And I won't forget all those who died
'Cause they couldn't pay the fee
They gonna round up anyone
That they don't want to stay
'Cause they'll kick 'em out
Out of that land
God help the U.S.A.
So I thank fuck I'm not an American
Now Trump is back in power
And all those MAGA idiots
Who voted in this shower
The whole world is laughing at you all
And your clown cabaret
'Cause there ain't no doubt
What'll hit the fan
God help the U.S.A.
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