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Song Parodies -> "God Help The USA"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless The USA"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lee Greenwood

Parody Song Title:

"God Help The USA"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Any even vaguely reasonable person looking at Trump's picks for various top jobs can only conclude he is intentionally going for the least appropriate people he can find, possibly with the explicit intention of ruining federal government beyond repair. The rhetoric is straight out of the Goebbels playbook.. how many nth generation and legal US citizens are going to be caught up in Trump's mass expulsions? How many millions might die unnecessarily with the world's stupidest vaccine denier in charge of health? A head of Defence whose only qualification is being on Fox News? God help the USA.
If tomorrow all the things were gone
You relied on to survive
Like workers' rights and healthcare
And the roads on which you drive
Would you blame the guy you voted for?
Or simply stand up straight and say:
That the flag still stands for freedom
'less you're black, or trans, or gay

God, I'm glad I'm not an American
Where nostalgia rules, it seems
For the straight white men running things
And they got to be free
So they cheer as Trump is racist
And welcome back the KKK
'Cause there ain't no doubt
They'll fuck that land
God help the U.S.A.

Pete Hesgeth heading up Defense?
And Matt Gaetz as the AG
(Oops.. he's gone, now Pam Bondi)
From C to U-N-T
Kristi Noem, Homeland Security
Health? Robert Fucking K??
All hand-picked to fuck things up
I guess that Putin's got his way

So I'm relieved I'm not an American
Ya know, my healthcare is free
And I won't forget all those who died
'Cause they couldn't pay the fee
They gonna round up anyone
That they don't want to stay
'Cause they'll kick 'em out
Out of that land
God help the U.S.A.

So I thank fuck I'm not an American
Now Trump is back in power
And all those MAGA idiots
Who voted in this shower
The whole world is laughing at you all
And your clown cabaret
'Cause there ain't no doubt
What'll hit the fan
God help the U.S.A.

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Zen Adam B. - January 12, 2025 - Report this comment
5-5-5. The only vote that matters. One more week until it becomes a Fascist USA. Should we leave like smart folks did in Nazi Germany?
Spank that Donnie Douchebag! - January 12, 2025 - Report this comment
As a Cold War veteran I am disgusted and angry that a traitor fascist pig is about to establish a reign of terror once again. The original song was used to 'justify' the unnecessary 1991 Gulf War which made things even worse for everyone, in America AND the Middle East. And Lee Greenwood himself is such a sissyninny, he teamed up with Donnie the Antichrist to sell 'trump Bibles'. Now we are going to get RAPED once again. But it's OK to rape, commit incest, pedophiles, stealing, treason, all these crimes - isn't it? God Save the USA. God gave us brains and we need to use them. Step One is to depose and prosecute this Scheisse any way we can, legally! Because everything vhe does is illegal.
voice of reason - January 13, 2025 - Report this comment
Normally I'm not a big fan of censorship but this site used to be a nice place to go to, to see parodies without the worst words. It's unfortunate that those days are over. In any event, we should stop listening blindly to party rhetoric and be willing to give the administration a chance. If unusually bad options are presented then congress can reject those until there's someone more palatable. Believe it or not, there are some issues where there is more than one acceptable way to look at them. If someone is truly liberal, then they would see that. Not everything you read about someone is necessarily true. And yes, there are still a lot of checks and balances in government so one person doesn't have too much power
Phil Alexander - January 16, 2025 - Report this comment
@"voice of reason"[sic] - You think that the occasional "f***" in parody lyrics is what has made this site less of a nice place to go? Grow up.

Trump's frankly insane picks to run major departments is not blind listening to party rhetoric, or untrue. You would need to be terminally stupid (like the man himself) to consider RFK a workable choice for Health: someone who doesn't understand, is unable to weigh evidence, and believes/repeats the most crazy bollocks that is so easily disproven he obviously hasn't even tried to check.
Invisible Boy - January 16, 2025 - Report this comment
Phil...I had to come back to comment on this one. I couldn't agree more...and I live here!
well - January 17, 2025 - Report this comment
chucky did have the rule on hard profanity for many years. i guess he stopped caring, especially with whatfreaks no longer updating. regardless of opinion, this parody is complete garbage though

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