The whole world knows America’s new Leader*
The whole world knows he acts a bit erratic
The whole world knows presitrump’s in the white house
The whole world knows there may be bats in his attic
The whole world knows of his instability
World leaders think he’s a global liability
Everywhere he goes
His narrow mind shows

All America knows he had the most electors
All America knows his election surprised us
All America knows presitrump was not prepared
Even now when he’s in the oval office
An all-red congress sitting there broken
As if bi-partisan can’t be spoken
Executive orders flow
Not much else, we know

All America knows we voted in a winner*
All America knows he promised a tax break
All America knows he eats steak for dinner
Only guy we know puts ketchup on his steak
All America knows he wears his ties too long
His supporters though think he can do no wrong
You reap what you sow
And all America knows

All America knows, all America knows
That’s how she rolls
All America knows

All America knows, all America knows
That’s how she rolls
All America knows

And all AmeRicans know we can’t normalize
All this tweEting presitrump’s west wing lies
All AmericanS know we need an open internet
Although thIs presitrump could close it yet
All AmericanS know we can mend Obamacare
Even make iT something like, ah, single-payer
If it comes to blows
Watch out for sharp elbows

And most Americans know presitrump’s not a scholar
Most Americans know we’ve elected a bully
Most Americans know of his a-moral authority
And all his supporters stand up cullied
Most Americans know he likes his brown shirts
Surely they all will get their just desserts
We hope he soon will go
With all those haters in tow

Now, I’d guess Mueller knows obstruction of justice
I’d guess Mueller knows, follow the money trail
Connecting the dots of the Russian influence
Which could lead some to jail
I’d guess Mueller knows if the campaign colluded
We can trust Mueller’s team to not be deluded
Mueller only knows
In time we will know

When America knows, the world will know
As soon as he goes
All America knows

When America knows, the world will know
His campaign pros*
All America knows

When America knows, the world will know
Will be lined up in rows
All America knows

We’re left holding our nose

* presitrump satire