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Song Parodies -> "Take You Out"

Original Song Title:

"Dress You Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Take You Out"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

During the Chenchan Wars a group of Baltic biathletic female snipers nicknamed the "White Tights" (alternately, the "White Stocking Brigade') wreaked havoc on invading Russian forces, killing rumored hundreds of soldiers. They were called "White Tights" due to their white winter athletic apparel and were countered by a Siberian female Spetsnaz sniper called the "White Wolf". So many urban legends have sprung around these two, that finding the truth is difficult. But according to many sources, the "White Wolf" infiltrated their operating area and systematically took them out using nothing more than a modified Sable hunting rifle with a 6th Generation Kalinka nightscope. She also carried the new GSh-18 pistol that fired 9mm AP rounds and the used it on the last "nest" of them. When she was finished, the female sniping incidents practically ceased. Several nations requested information on the sniper war in Chechnya and this operative, but got no response.
You are vile, that's what all the Reds say
Vicious snipers active all the time
Baltic female biathletes armed with "hot" guns
But now our Spetsnaz will respond in kind

[Chorus]
Gonna take you out with my gun
Got orders, got orders
Gonna take you out with my gun
All over feared Grozny

Feel the death strike of my trusty Sable
Kalinka 6th Gen night sight is brand-new
Got a GSh-18 as backup
With these two no way I'm gonna lose

Gonna take you out with my gun
Got orders, got orders
Gonna take you out with my gun
All over feared Grozny

Gonna take you out with my gun, with my gun
All over feared Grozny, all over feared Grozny
Spill your blood
All over, all over
GOT YOU! Now you are exposed!!!

Gonna take you out with my gun
Got orders, got orders
Gonna take you out with my gun
All over feared Grozny

Gonna take you out with my gun, with my gun
All over feared Grozny, all over feared Grozny
Spill your blood
All over, all over
GOT YOU! Now you are exposed!!!

"White Tights" die!!!



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