Song Parodies -> "Crazy for Food"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy for You"

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Original Performer:

"Crazy for Food"

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The Lyrics

Well Porfle, I did it anyway. I hope you like it. I'm nowhere near as good as you are with food parodies however!!!

Making room as the buffet starts
Got three plates but almost need a cart
Tray-by-tray can’t stop piling food on

Pot-bellied patron, people always stare
Can't fit in a booth- I need a chair!
From fatty foods I can’t stay away
I keep gaining weight, because

[Chorus]
I'm crazy for food
Get a scale and you'll know it's true
I never wanted to end up like this
How big I grew, I’m now a healthcare risk
I'm crazy for food, crazy for food

Doctor’s concerned about my heart
I take Bayer (81 mg) for a start
Then a talk ’bout high cholesterol

I’m so fat, I can barely move
Just to breathe I have a tank of O2
And yet here I am standing in line
Three plates a second time. Help me!!!

I'm crazy for food
Get a scale and you'll know it's true
I never wanted to end up like this
How big I grew, I’m now a healthcare risk
I'm crazy for food, crazy for food

Don‘t even chew, I'm crazy for food
Should be fed at a zoo
I'm crazy, crazy for food

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