Obama and the West are so upset
Because their plans for Ukraine are spoiled
But they should know by now
Putin’s not playin’

Yanukovych might have been wrong
Ukraine needed help, ethnic Russians- strong
Country might split apart
So O’ knows what hand Putin’s playin’

Putin acted ‘cause he has clout
Sevastopol he can’t live without
Russians are in distress, send in the Red Army - pozhalujsta

In Putin’s reach, it’s an easy sweep
In Putin‘s reach, troops 16k deep
‘Cause he’s made up his mind, it‘s his territory, next
Annexation maybe… Da!

O’s threats lack credibility
Also, nothing militarily
Russia’s got all the might
The West is uptight

Chancellor Merkel called, but Putin hung up
His hold is too strong, not gonna give it up
Fiscal punishment, well… isn’t that nice? P’leeease…

In Putin’s reach, it’s an easy sweep
In Putin‘s reach, troops 16k deep
‘Cause he’s made up his mind, it‘s his territory, next
Annexation maybe… Da!

Kerry, Kerry- it’s no emergency
“Another Hitler” claims Hillary!
Will be expelled from G-8... Oh wow (sigh)
But when push comes to shove, Reds win the tug, with ease

In Putin’s reach, it’s an easy sweep
In Putin‘s reach, troops 16k deep
‘Cause he’s made up his mind, it‘s his territory, next
Annexation maybe… Da!

In Putin’s reach, it’s an easy sweep
In Putin‘s reach, troops 16k deep
In Putin’s reach, it’s an easy sweep
In Putin‘s reach, troops 16k deep

Next, annexation maybe, Nyet???
The world hopes this doesn’t turn ugly
Tough blow, but gives Putin glory*