Aerosprays, big debate
Aerosprays, looney state

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Talk of chemtrail sprays
Makes the nutters congregate
Just another source of strife
Use some logic, it would be so nice

The premise is absurd
High altitude dispersal invasive
Gonna pacify the world
And then domination
In the sky all those lines
Condensation! Use your minds!
Jet exhaust mixed with weather
Spread out in the heavens
No gassy sprays to stray

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But rumors still abound
Stirring up a conspiracy craze
Facts to calm you down
Too high for dispersal rate
Drift, atmo degrades in time
Not a drop to find
Agent Orange: learn a lesson
C-123 was the spreader
Wing booms and tail did spray
(Above the canopy)

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Aerosprays, big debate
Aerosprays, looney state

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Aerosprays, Mil Cargo planes
Aerosprays, no Jumbo play

Aerosprays, it's all fiction
Artillery shells and bombs- tradition...