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Song Parodies -> "Like a Killer"
Original Song Title:
"Like a Virgin"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Like a Killer"
Parody Written by:
Pardoe
The Lyrics
I murdered through the wilderness
Some day won't make it through
Didn't know how cool I was
until I killed Lou
He was beat
incomplete
had no head, mom was sad and blue
But he made me feel,
yeah he made me feel
shiny and new
Like a killer, hey
'scaped for the very first time
Like a ki-il-il-il-ler
with no heartbeat
on his side
Gonna give it all my drugs boy
My mind is fading whoah oah
Been saving it all for him
'Cause only death can last
He's so fine, and he's nine
Make me mad, yeah you make me old
Oh my plan thought out
Yeah my plan thought out
Heart is bad and cold
Like a killer, hey
'scaped for the very first time
Like a ki-il-il-il-ler
with no heartbeat
on his side
Whoa
Whoa ah
Whoa
He's so fine, and he's nine
I'll make gore
Till the end of time
'Cause he made me feel
Yeah he made feel feel
We just gotta die
Like a killer, hey
'scaped for the very first time
Like a ki-il-il-il-ler
with no heartbeat
on his side
Like a killer ooh
Like a killer
Feels so good you die
When I kill you
And no heartbeats
And I hate you
Oh oh, ooh whoa
Oh, kill you
Can't I stab your heartbeat
For the 31st time?
Some day won't make it through
Didn't know how cool I was
until I killed Lou
He was beat
incomplete
had no head, mom was sad and blue
But he made me feel,
yeah he made me feel
shiny and new
Like a killer, hey
'scaped for the very first time
Like a ki-il-il-il-ler
with no heartbeat
on his side
Gonna give it all my drugs boy
My mind is fading whoah oah
Been saving it all for him
'Cause only death can last
He's so fine, and he's nine
Make me mad, yeah you make me old
Oh my plan thought out
Yeah my plan thought out
Heart is bad and cold
Like a killer, hey
'scaped for the very first time
Like a ki-il-il-il-ler
with no heartbeat
on his side
Whoa
Whoa ah
Whoa
He's so fine, and he's nine
I'll make gore
Till the end of time
'Cause he made me feel
Yeah he made feel feel
We just gotta die
Like a killer, hey
'scaped for the very first time
Like a ki-il-il-il-ler
with no heartbeat
on his side
Like a killer ooh
Like a killer
Feels so good you die
When I kill you
And no heartbeats
And I hate you
Oh oh, ooh whoa
Oh, kill you
Can't I stab your heartbeat
For the 31st time?
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Not bad, 555! I would have used "Like a Villain" myself to more accurately match the OS title, but that's me. Feel free to use this idea if you want.
good write
pretty cool
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