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Song Parodies -> "In Oymyakon"
Original Song Title:
"Like a Virgin"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"In Oymyakon"
Parody Written by:
Arden Ockkerfuss
The Lyrics
The coldest inhabited village in the world.
Cold Siberian wilderness
The temp is -62
Everyone covered in thick fur
An outhouse for the loo!
Frozen streets, lack of heat
Frozen land, it's so bad
But they still can have a meal
Artic fish or horse liver deals
Hot teas and Vodka too!
[Chorus:]
In Oymyakon
Where it's freezing all the time
In Oymyakon
Where no water pipes
You will find...
Cars in heated garages, boys
Outside they wouldn't last
Engines die, transmissions glued
The heat drops so fast
Most stay inside and unwind
Still in fur, to avoid being cold
In summer, short thaw-outs
60 degrees is hot out
A nice one-piece is bold!
[chorus]
Sooo, sooo, sooo cold!
Planes can't fly all the time
In winter... Oh, never mind!
Reindeer or tracked vehicles
Only ways to travel
On a sled take a ride
[chorus]
In Oymyakon, sooo cold
In Oymyakon
Better get inside
Vodka pour me, and start drinking, and where's that roast beef?
Snow, snow, snow, snow, snow
Temps crazy
Hot Russian Tea
Where the beds are fur-lined...
The temp is -62
Everyone covered in thick fur
An outhouse for the loo!
Frozen streets, lack of heat
Frozen land, it's so bad
But they still can have a meal
Artic fish or horse liver deals
Hot teas and Vodka too!
[Chorus:]
In Oymyakon
Where it's freezing all the time
In Oymyakon
Where no water pipes
You will find...
Cars in heated garages, boys
Outside they wouldn't last
Engines die, transmissions glued
The heat drops so fast
Most stay inside and unwind
Still in fur, to avoid being cold
In summer, short thaw-outs
60 degrees is hot out
A nice one-piece is bold!
[chorus]
Sooo, sooo, sooo cold!
Planes can't fly all the time
In winter... Oh, never mind!
Reindeer or tracked vehicles
Only ways to travel
On a sled take a ride
[chorus]
In Oymyakon, sooo cold
In Oymyakon
Better get inside
Vodka pour me, and start drinking, and where's that roast beef?
Snow, snow, snow, snow, snow
Temps crazy
Hot Russian Tea
Where the beds are fur-lined...
pronounced Oym-Yak-on.
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