-> "Lolly Sticks"
Original Song Title:
"Borderline"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Lolly Sticks"
The Lyrics
They sell them in a pack of ninety
But I just need three,
I can't find them anywhere,
There must be a lollipop frenzy
Just want them in my cart
For my work of art
To finish off the king's crown
My kid's faces will glow,
They will want to know
How I made that gorgeous looking crown
This is not what I planned,
I'm not a shopping man,
I thought it could be so easy
Lolly sticks...
They are the one thing I cannot find,
But I just gotta keep on searching,
For those lolly sticks.
Lolly sticks....
They are the one thing I cannot find,
But I just gotta keep on searching,
For those lolly sticks.
It feels like ice creams
and their sticks are just mocking me
I feel like searching desperately,
looking for ice cream debris.
I've only got one pound,
To finish shopping now,
It is not a large amount.
Thought I'd finished for today, I was on my way,
I was just walking from town,
Then something happened unplanned,
I saw a pound shop van,
Poundshop staff, hear my plea.
Lolly sticks...
They are the one thing I can now find,
So I can cease my searching,
For those lolly sticks.
Lolly sticks....
They are the one thing I can now find,
So I can cease my searching,
For those lolly sticks.
So very thankful,
For my lollysticks,
My model is complete
The children can't keep from smiling,
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
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