What are you playing now? Rogue!

Shop around, every game you see is boring
Each time you play, they're the same
You know...all the tricks to keep you scoring
You need a new PC game (new computer game)

Now Michael Toy and Kenneth Arnold
Have created a much better place
All you must do is go down each staircase
Until you find your...amulet of yendor

Come on, Rogue!
Here you find the presence of magic, hey hey hey
Come on, Rogue!
Grab your purse and collect the gold
There's some now, go get it

Every room...rouses all of your emotions
Might have to search for the door
Go inside, pick up all the scrolls and potions
Hit all the monsters of yore (monsters of folklore)

It makes no difference if it's black or white
Obsidian or nickel
It could be cursed armor or a wand of drain-life
You're a guildmaster, yes that is for sure, you know it

Come on, Rogue!
This potion makes you feel very sick, hey hey hey
Come on, Rogue!
Go underground just like a mole
There's no need to dread it

Read it when you want it
Oh, this scroll has...a map on it
Which object do you want to call?
A ring of see-invisible; more-skillful
Careful, Rogue, you fell into a trap door!

Rogue!
Here they come so you've got to move quick, hey hey hey
Come on, Rogue!
Who knows what the next room will hold?
You have de-fea-ted it!

Rogue! Zap it when you want it! (you now have a stick)
Rogue! Quaff it when you want it! (potion of gold)

Bat, Hobgoblin, and Centaur
Jabberwock and Vampire
You lose points each hit you take
Don't get bitten by a Rattlesnake
Thieving Nymph, Leprechaun
Steals your gold and then he's gone
Venus Flytrap, Ice Monster
Aquators...rust armor
They can injure, they can maim
Dragon burns you with his flame
Zombie, Yeti, Quagga too
Medusa will...confuse you!
Griffin which is certain doom
Phantom somewhere in the room
Don't just stand there, wield your weapon
Strike the foes, or you'll be dead in...Rogue!

Ooh, you've got to...pick it up but pray it's not a Xeroc
Ooh, you've got to just...get yourself away from the Troll
Ooh, you've got to...Rogue!