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Song Parodies -> "Venereal Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Material Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Venereal Girl"

Parody Written by:

Flibbertigibbet

The Lyrics

I know this seems kinda gross, but, oh well. =P I had written this parody to make fun of the song AND Madonna. =D
(verse one):
Gonorrhea has got me down
no more sex for me
Doctor please tell me, can you treat it?
I'm on bended knee
This disease has made me bleed
it has stopped my fun life
See that boy there, with the red rash?
it seems he has a wife, you see we're

(chorus):
Living in a bacterial world
and I am a venereal girl
You see we are so living in a bacterial world
and I am a venereal girl

(verse two):
These boys sex with no comdom could
have syphilis, see?
They like to tell me their disease, like
it burns when they pee
Some boys are afraid of sickness
says they like to clean
I like to tell them about death
I am so, so mean, 'cause we are

(chorus):
Living in a bacterial world
and I am a venereal girl
You see we are so living in a bacterial world
and I am a venereal girl

(bridge):
Living in a bacterial world(venereal)
living in a bacterial world
Living in a bacterial world(venereal)
living in a bacterial world
Boys who come to like me, see
are asking for nothing
They want to buy me things to keep
me calling them high king, 'cause see we are so

(chorus):
Living in a bacterial world
and I am a venereal girl
You see we are so living in a bacterial world
and I am a venereal girl
(2x's)

A venereal, a bacterial, a venereal, a bacterial world

Living in a bacterial world(venereal)
living in a bacterial world
Living in a bacterial world(venereal)
living in a bacterial world
Living in a bacterial world(venereal)
living in a bacterial world
Living in a bacterial world(venereal)
living in a bacterial world

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Leo Jay - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, if gross. I didn't quite get the "high king" thing, but whatever. Surprising this hadn't been done before.
Tim Hall - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I will give this parody 5 shots of tetracyclene, 5 shots of amoxycillin, and 5 shots of penicillin
Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a GIPE (Great Idea Poorly Executed). 343
malcolm higgins - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
actually, a very dirty version of this was done by "malcolm's lover" on www.whatfreaks.com good effort on a very touchy feely subject
Ol' John Brown - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it! This was a hard one to pull off too!
MrMacphisto - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody, annoying original....
PCL - May 17, 2011 - Report this comment
I remember hearing something like this on a college radio station (WBRU, Providence, I think) back in the '80s. These lyrics are a little funnier, though.

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